'Gotta love Australia': Is this the best headline of 2014 ... or ever?

It took eleven months, but the Greatest Headline of 2014 has finally been written: pic.twitter.com/KSxxshJRaQ

— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) November 4, 2014

Ha! Gotta love Australia. Talk about jumping the shark.

Man Immediately Regrets Jumping Onto A Dead Whale Being Eaten By Great White Sharks

The 26-year-old said he knew they “busy chomping on the whale,” but told Seven News he knew it was a stupid thing to do once he was on top of the whale.

“Definitely [wouldn’t do it again] … I’ve done it, I don’t need to do it again. Definitely it was a stupid act — didn’t mean to disrespect anyone. Mum thinks I’m an idiot — dad’s not too proud either,” he said.

His parents seem like good people.

Bonus: There’s video.

@sadydoyle @kirabug sweet baby Christ this is #win

— ??? ????? (@seh) November 4, 2014

I have questions. RT @sadydoyle: It took eleven months, but the Greatest Headline of 2014 has finally been written: pic.twitter.com/xyTgB7rM47

— Marty. (@Atwitisborn) November 4, 2014

@sadydoyle thanks , I snort laughed.

— Brigid Keely (@brigidkeely) November 4, 2014

Crikey.