#EricHoldersNextJob hashtag game leads to pearl clutching at Salon

Twitter users are a helpful bunch, always willing to help a newly out of work left-wing progressive find a new gig.

Ok, maybe they’re not being helpful as much as they’re afraid of what other plans Obama has for Holder.  ‘Nightmare!’ See why this possible reason for Eric Holder resigning has people terrified

#EricHoldersNextJob Obama's pitching coach #tcot pic.twitter.com/3UpKBUp6Nk

— Fred Wimpy (@fredwimpy) September 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/Shaughn_A/status/515200997439062016

#EricHoldersNextJob the New Black Panthers may have a position to fill?

— Alyssa Krumm (@AlyssaKrumm) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob
gun runner
(he has experience)

— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob "Spokesman for #ISIS wait…that was his last job!

— The Patriot Messenger (@PatriotMessage) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob Lawn maintenance of soccer field at Gitmo.

— Sue from NM (@FreedomLight_) September 26, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob
No new job. Just fishing.
He's really good at baiting.

— RufusKings1776 (@RufusKings1776) September 25, 2014

@rshackelford14
Ambassador to Libya#EricHoldersNextJob

— Brian Nelson (@Liberty_guy85) September 25, 2014

#EricHoldersNextJob Valerie Jarrets Valet

— Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) September 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/TheBigLer/status/515171747109552128

https://twitter.com/Shaughn_A/status/515183021348380672

Recommended

Hillary Clinton Better BUCKLE UP Because Buzz Patterson (and Monica Lewinsky!) Are Spillin' the Bubba Tea

Sam J.

Advertisement

#EricHoldersNextJob Al Sharptons assistant

— Stacy Washington (@StacyOnTheRight) September 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/515174770108026881

Heh.

Naturally this led to pearl clutching in the Salon.

Conservative Twitter explodes into an orgy of racism, homophobia & nonsense at AG's resignation http://t.co/rixpTDFSqj #EricHoldersNextJob

— Salon (@Salon) September 25, 2014

“Explodes into an orgy of racism.” LOLOL

Didn’t Exploding Orgy of Racism open for The Sex Pistols in ’78?

This headline is funny when you read the tweets cited and realize they don't back it up. https://t.co/v1VbHVlu0l @Salon

— RBe (@RBPundit) September 25, 2014

Check your privilege!  No President or Attorney General has ever been treated this badly! Ever. Or something.