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Oops! AP adds $50K to Kid Rock's reward offer

So close, AP. Yet so far.

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https://twitter.com/poisevibes/status/363676922913366017

https://twitter.com/Kevinjdd/status/363677825124933632

That’s more like it:

Easy come, easy go.

Kid Rock posted a message offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the person who attempted to break into his home. He also reminded everyone he’s “an avid hunter and marksman.”

Thank God I was not on the property at the time of this attempted break in.  I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives.  I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously regardless of who you are and YES, I do profile people. I am currently profiling any balding white male on crutches driving a white creeper van. Please contact the Oakland County Sheriff Tip Line at 1.800.773.2587 with any information on this jackass. I am offering a $5k reward for any information leading to his arrest.

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