The latest Gallup numbers were due out at 1 p.m. EDT today, but — gasp! — they’re late!
Oh noes! How will the poll-obsessed Twitterverse get through these dark, dark minutes?
I think Gallup's new deliveryman, Godot, just isn't working out so far.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 23, 2012
Maybe Jenny has a better suggestion?
GALLUP: 867-5309
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 23, 2012
GALLUP RESULTS!!!! They are: 4 8 15 16 23 42
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) October 23, 2012
George Gallup was a University of Iowa alumnus. We apologize.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 23, 2012
I keep pressing the Gallup button, but the poll pellet isn't coming out.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 23, 2012
Gallup is affixing their bayonets..preparing to charge… #GOP
— Tracy Jeffords (@TracyJeffords) October 23, 2012
I have binders full of Gallup, right here.
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) October 23, 2012
Fox is reporting Chief Justice Roberts declared Gallup unconstitutional.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) October 23, 2012
Gallup lied and Twitter cried
— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) October 23, 2012
I'm so old I remember when Gallup USED TO COME OUT AT 1 PM!!!!!!
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 23, 2012
Gallup's having a tryst with Nate Silver's model.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 23, 2012
Anonymous source sends me link to Gallup internal server for latest… here they are: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…"
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 23, 2012
BREAKING: Nate Silver holding Gallup offices hostage.
— Matt Exotic (@MattCover) October 23, 2012
Maybe Gallup got an advance copy of Windows 8.
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) October 23, 2012
Gallup? More like galldown, I say.
— J.P. Freire (@JPFreire) October 23, 2012
http://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/statuses/260792884024983552
Oh, boy. A Rick Roll? Really. This must end.
Update:
Thankfully, Gallup has put an end to the increasingly painful time-killing tweets. Our long national nightmare is over!
Today's Gallup: 51-46%. I'm starting become a believer.
— Burn, Democrat-Run Cities, Burn! (@NolteNC) October 23, 2012
Let’s never speak of this again.
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