Best @Iowahawkblog idea yet? Let's make today: #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay

Greg P. | 9:31 AM on November 10, 2015

David Burge, a.k.a. @Iowahawkblog, had the perfect idea last night to answer the lunacy of what we’re witnessing at college campuses across America.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to #NatioanlOffendACollgeStudentDay:

Let's make tomorrow #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 10, 2015

Let’s get this trending! In the meantime, here are some of the funnier ones we’ve seen:

Your family secretly wishes you would go to a friend's house for Thanksgiving #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay

— Helen Wheels (@txtiger1) November 10, 2015

We need engineers and scientists. No one gives a damn about your feelings.#NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay

— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) November 10, 2015

These guys are your age and worth more than you. #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay pic.twitter.com/FFe5gmfcrM

— Death's Guinea Pig 4.0 (@Bernie_Gilbert) November 10, 2015

You should be in class, studying, or working on homework right now.#NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay

— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) November 10, 2015

Your earning potential is inversely proportional to the number of words in the title of your "degree". #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay

— Sheik Yerbouti (@YerboutiSheik) November 10, 2015

Dragging your bedding around campus with you makes you look like Linus, not Rosa Parks. #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) November 10, 2015

You live in the most prosperous country on Earth; you are *literally* the 1%. #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay

— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) November 10, 2015

Your electrician will make more than you after graduation – and deserve it. #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay

— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) November 10, 2015