‘Men used to conquer kingdoms...’: Esquire gets mocked for its 'Definitive Guide to Rolling Up Your Sleeves'

Do men now-a-days really need instructions for this? Apparently so, at least according to Esquire magazine:

The Definitive Guide to Rolling Up Your Sleeves http://t.co/OTAuNFkYfE pic.twitter.com/9cp6r30TVl

— Esquire (@esquire) September 3, 2015

So stupid.

https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/639258160499453952

https://twitter.com/Catmampbell/status/639435217346908160

America's, no, wait, the world's best days are behind us. https://t.co/L2jMJRaW94

— Bill McCandless (@bmccandless) September 3, 2015

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/639434265600634880

How 'bout those Millennial maleshttps://t.co/S764WErpYg

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 3, 2015

https://twitter.com/Beer__Wolf/status/639435973336694784

This is definitely what the world wanted .. Right !!! I mean #WTF https://t.co/wVPgxVlFY5

— Sanket Nayak (@sankeyboy) September 3, 2015

Do you have one for breathing? https://t.co/PpnnY2XaQ1

— Ανέστης (@anestis) September 3, 2015

Good lord. Do we really not know how to roll up our own sleeves? https://t.co/kmEK25aag3

— Carlton Wood (@Cwood3) September 3, 2015

And — no doubt! — this is next:

@esquire could you please supply instructions for zipping the fly. I wouldn't want to look unsophisticated.

— Jeff Crook (@JeffCrook2b) September 3, 2015

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