If you’re an Uber driver, what shouldn’t you say to Townhall’s Katie Pavlich? Basically, this:
My uber driver is trying to tell me that eating meat is bad -__-
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015
He tried to tell me venison is bad for you….he'll be getting zero stars https://t.co/G1lxLjW0ok
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015
Oooh. That’s not going to go over very well…
@KatiePavlich I have just lost all faith in Uber
— USMCCLNC (@JVP409) May 9, 2015
@KatiePavlich Plead the case for the poor innocent plants.
— Hans Johnson (@HansAJohnson) May 9, 2015
@KatiePavlich Smile and breathe. This too shall pass.
— Renell (@AmarilloAggie) May 9, 2015
@KatiePavlich Ask them to drop you off at the nearest steak house.
— WhoDat in TN (@WhoDatTN) May 9, 2015
Mmmm. Steak…
@KatiePavlich An Uber ride is better with bacon.
— DjWeideman (@DjWeideman) May 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/McGuire_Mike2/status/596855343034040320
https://twitter.com/WrightBrunoS/status/596855471396540416
.@KatiePavlich Have him take you to an Arby's drive-thru…
— Topher Carlton (@TopherCarlton) May 9, 2015
Mmmm. Arby’s…
@KatiePavlich Hey! #starbucks is lecturing on race relations! Sheesh! Everyone's an "expert"! ?
— peggi arnold (@peggiarnold) May 9, 2015
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@KatiePavlich Good grief. I know don't want a moralistic scold of a driver. Instead do your job: drive. Stop bossing the clients around.
— Sharon Cabana (@sharoncabana) May 9, 2015
@KatiePavlich I'm guessing your not in Texas
— Matthew M. (@mccoma) May 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/godsowncrunk/status/596855103161634816
Mmmm. Whataburger…
But then the conversation gets worse. For real:
And now…he's talking about tape worms…help
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015
"Tofu is much healthier than actual meat" No,
it's not. It's terrible.— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015
Well, I just learned you can shape tofu into a chicken leg "and it tastes just like fried chicken"
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015
Yep — Zero stars it is!
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