Talk of 'tofu' and 'tape worms' has Katie Pavlich's Uber driver begging for 'zero stars'

If you’re an Uber driver, what shouldn’t you say to Townhall’s Katie Pavlich? Basically, this:

My uber driver is trying to tell me that eating meat is bad -__-

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015

He tried to tell me venison is bad for you….he'll be getting zero stars https://t.co/G1lxLjW0ok

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015

Oooh. That’s not going to go over very well…

@KatiePavlich I have just lost all faith in Uber

— USMCCLNC (@JVP409) May 9, 2015

@KatiePavlich Plead the case for the poor innocent plants.

— Hans Johnson (@HansAJohnson) May 9, 2015

@KatiePavlich Smile and breathe. This too shall pass.

— Renell (@AmarilloAggie) May 9, 2015

@KatiePavlich Ask them to drop you off at the nearest steak house.

— WhoDat in TN (@WhoDatTN) May 9, 2015

Mmmm. Steak…

@KatiePavlich An Uber ride is better with bacon.

— DjWeideman (@DjWeideman) May 9, 2015

https://twitter.com/McGuire_Mike2/status/596855343034040320

https://twitter.com/WrightBrunoS/status/596855471396540416

.@KatiePavlich Have him take you to an Arby's drive-thru…

— Topher Carlton (@TopherCarlton) May 9, 2015

Mmmm. Arby’s…

@KatiePavlich Hey! #starbucks is lecturing on race relations! Sheesh! Everyone's an "expert"! ?

— peggi arnold (@peggiarnold) May 9, 2015

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@KatiePavlich Good grief. I know don't want a moralistic scold of a driver. Instead do your job: drive. Stop bossing the clients around.

— Sharon Cabana (@sharoncabana) May 9, 2015

@KatiePavlich I'm guessing your not in Texas

— Matthew M. (@mccoma) May 9, 2015

https://twitter.com/godsowncrunk/status/596855103161634816

Mmmm. Whataburger…

But then the conversation gets worse. For real:

And now…he's talking about tape worms…help

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015

"Tofu is much healthier than actual meat" No,
it's not. It's terrible.

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015

Well, I just learned you can shape tofu into a chicken leg "and it tastes just like fried chicken"

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 9, 2015

Yep — Zero stars it is!

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