Twitter user @JacquiDeevoy1 from London is going viral right now after tweeting her friend’s alleged — and we do mean alleged because this is bonkers — reaction after receiving The AstraZeneca vaccine.

Have a read. . .

How bad could the vaccine really be if he was able to masturbate after all that?

This is literally what she says he did, too:

We do admire his “dedication” though:

Others are questioning the projectile vomiting of “pints of black blood”:

Yeah, the math doesn’t really work here:

And we eagerly await the fact-checks:

Screenshot for posterity:

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