Possible 2020 presidential candidate Michael Avenatti, a man with the rhetorical flourishes of disgraced presidential candidate John Edwards but without the charm, posted this video today from Iowa and we have questions about the way he’s walking. WTH is up with that?

It looks like he’s afraid of the grass or something:

Anyway, he’s running, right?

Although we really, really wish he weren’t:

Earlier this morning, Avenatti even teased a potential campaign slogan:

Make it stop.

Update. From the Wing Ding!

 

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