Go home USA Today, you’re drunk … at best:

The opener:

The attack at a Texas high school Friday echoed the all-too-familiar horrors Americans are accustomed to seeing on the news. But two details set it apart from the list of other recent deadly attacks: explosives and the less-lethal weapons used.

Now, this isn’t just a hot take:

This is “the hottest f*cking take of all time”:

Aside from the grammatical errors, what a stupid thing to say:

Does USA Today not have a single writer on staff who knows about guns? Because to say a shotgun is “less-lethal” is inane:

Something tells us this article won’t be up long: