In the history of Twitter, this from The Babylon Bee — which somehow managed to drop-kick Planned Parenthood and Bill Cosby simultaneously — could be one of the top-ten satire tweets of all time:

Please do click through and read the entire story — you’ll thank us — but here’s the opener:

While almost nobody is willing to defend Bill Cosby any longer after he was convicted of sexual assault Thursday, the former television star and comedian found an ally in abortion provider Planned Parenthood.

President Cecile Richards came forward to claim that since sexual assault is only about 3% of what Bill Cosby performed over his long and illustrious career, the egregious offenses should be overlooked.

NAILED IT!

It really does sound true, doesn’t it?

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