Apparently no job will be safe from our future robot overlords…
Behold, robot strippers!
#CES2018 is lit pic.twitter.com/vdqK7akCPY
— Taylor Lorenz @ CES (@TaylorLorenz) January 9, 2018
The stripper robots were brought in to perform at the Sapphire strip club in Las Vegas as part of the Consumer Electronics Show that’s going on right now:
Driverless car, cannabis lounge, robot-stripper Vegas is gonna be so lit.#CES2018
— Las Vegas Locally 🌵 (@LasVegasLocally) January 9, 2018
Real strippers competed with the robots for attention of the guests:
Oh they’re pitting the human strippers against the robot strippers now in the spirit of innovation pic.twitter.com/EdgVpqWDdX
— Taylor Lorenz @ CES (@TaylorLorenz) January 9, 2018
The robot strippers even have names. Meet R2-DD and Triple CPU:
The robot strippers are named R2-DD and Triple CPU pic.twitter.com/PmsVeYiJtf
— Taylor Lorenz @ CES (@TaylorLorenz) January 9, 2018
But before you cry “sexism in tech,” the stripper robots are empowering to women … or something:
https://t.co/nDp4V9smAq pic.twitter.com/PblRmnL7uT
— Taylor Lorenz @ CES (@TaylorLorenz) January 9, 2018
And the stripper robot will attract women to the stirp club party:
“CES is about that kind of stuff”! pic.twitter.com/lUGBnPdpm6
— Taylor Lorenz @ CES (@TaylorLorenz) January 9, 2018
If Hollywood reboots the “Terminator” series (again), they should include the stripper robots:
Skynet is amused no doubt… https://t.co/TbEa0klj0k
— Jason Anthony Tetro (@JATetro) January 9, 2018
To paraphrase Kyle Reese, “And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you … buy a lap dance.”
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