Welcome back to yet another Monday, Twitchy friends!
Ah, Monday. The day that is thrust upon us against our will and annoys us to no end. Monday is the Kamala Harris of weekdays.
There's only one way to deal with a Monday: Kick it off with the best memes, jokes, and clips that we found on Twitter/X in the past week! Let's get to it!
โ Yore Friend Whig ๐ฎ๐ฑ (@WhigJust) September 2, 2024
So that's how it's gonna be this week, is it?
We're here for it! LOL.
Temu literally gives you what you pay for ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/3xxnSoueNe
โ Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) September 2, 2024
Ha! China is not sending its best.
โ Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) September 2, 2024
That's just harsh, but that caption is spot on. ๐
Attn. @fuzzychimpcom https://t.co/jNi4v7GpTr
โ โ๏ธPrincess Cutabitchโข๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ (@PCutabitch) September 6, 2024
Friggin' Canadians.
My English teacher said I would never amount to anything, but I have over 23,000 followers on ๐, so what does she no.
โ Judianna (@Judianna) September 2, 2024
Well played. ๐
so this is a universal issue pic.twitter.com/4drdpz83J8
โ NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) September 6, 2024
After the banana meme last week we had to follow up with this one. LOL.
โ No Soup 4 Knowles (@nosoup4knowles) September 2, 2024
Bwahaha!
Agreed. pic.twitter.com/PQ3RJbkxIq
โ The Critical Drinker (@TheCriticalDri2) September 2, 2024
Funny AND accurate. ๐
Wait for it. ๐ pic.twitter.com/29aiMT2I3O
โ Kristi (@TheyCallMeNans) September 6, 2024
HAHA! Okay, that's good!
Kamala in Detroit Kamala in Pittsburgh https://t.co/XJyBUjveS0 pic.twitter.com/Tu3xZGF5Nx
โ THAT SOUTHERN DUDE (@TSDmemes) September 4, 2024
We're not sure we can bear it if she starts saying 'yinz'.
๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/RTUZbZvbYu
โ Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) September 4, 2024
LOL!
Canโt stop laughing.. ๐
โ Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 8, 2024
๐ฅ @casperandpam pic.twitter.com/rinlkdD7WP
HAHA!
#StarWars pic.twitter.com/SvmcLczqmY
โ โ๏ธPrincess Cutabitchโข๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ (@PCutabitch) September 4, 2024
That definitely happened on a Monday โฆ in a galaxy far, far away.
Every. Damn. Time. pic.twitter.com/CWZlY0HaP0
โ J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 6, 2024
We feel this in our bones.
Yes. pic.twitter.com/hob6x2enNW
โ Rothmus ๐ด (@Rothmus) September 5, 2024
Ouch!
โ GayPatriot (@GayPatriot) September 5, 2024
Bwahaha!
Basically ๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/coxG5CU99W
โ Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) September 8, 2024
Dagnit! They got us.
*drops below 80ยฐ*
โ Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) September 6, 2024
Midwesterners: pic.twitter.com/sOPovwwl7v
This is the way. ๐
Real ๐ pic.twitter.com/SbSUykRDXR
โ Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) September 6, 2024
Accurate. ๐๐๐
โThereโs nothing wrong with my 40oz cupโโฆ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
โ Shaughn_A (@Shaughn_A2) September 8, 2024
pic.twitter.com/lB7Cs4UFzh
LOLOLOL!
INBOX:#Cheney pic.twitter.com/gp7bXcOdyf
โ Stephen Lloyd (@apparentlysteve) September 7, 2024
Time travel would be the absolute best way to troll people. ๐
White Dudes for Harris pic.twitter.com/55rCeSrPSM
โ G (@stevensongs) September 7, 2024
LOL!
This is gold. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โ Sassafrass84 (@Sassafrass_84) September 6, 2024
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing theโฆ pic.twitter.com/Elu3XEjD81
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Good morning โบ๏ธ pic.twitter.com/VfKMXXI1L8
โ Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) September 6, 2024
PETA's not gonna like that one.
Ladies, is this the way? ๐ฅนpic.twitter.com/hVn7hJ7X5l
โ Shaughn_A (@Shaughn_A2) September 8, 2024
Ha! That dude is getting a proper education.
โ Priyanshu Priyank (@PriyanshuP1405) September 9, 2024
Phew! That was a close one. ๐
Wow, not just Tyreekโฆ Now Deshaun Watson was arrested while on his way to Cleveland Browns stadium. pic.twitter.com/6Ckwmlc0ic
โ Zachary Smith (@ZacharySmithPGH) September 8, 2024
That's just mean! LOL.
lmao ๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/S9BUlLPy9e
โ Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) September 7, 2024
We love this!
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/2ToJDBpaLB
โ Rothmus ๐ด (@Rothmus) September 6, 2024
That seems about right.
๐ณ๐๐ pic.twitter.com/4ymTUBLYjM
โ Judianna (@Judianna) September 9, 2024
You're wrong for that, Chris!
#BoyGeorge pic.twitter.com/aIMTPviCxM
โ โ๏ธPrincess Cutabitchโข๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ (@PCutabitch) September 7, 2024
Good luck getting that one out of your heads for the rest of the day!
Good morning. I saw it, so now so do you. pic.twitter.com/9ElmGpR0SG
โ TacticalStNick (@TacticalStNick) September 8, 2024
The internet was a mistake.
โ Rani, Last of The Red Hot Boomers (@ShadesOfRani) September 8, 2024
LOL.
โ Rani, Last of The Red Hot Boomers (@ShadesOfRani) September 8, 2024
Well, they can just get off our lawn!
Weโre not going to make itโฆ pic.twitter.com/VZSGLlcCMB
โ Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) September 8, 2024
We've reached peak stupidity.
"I'm on team joy now, asshole!" pic.twitter.com/hg0FSWDXaf
โ G (@stevensongs) September 7, 2024
Good luck with that one, Dems. ๐
Maybe he could go door-to-door for Kamala and threaten to shoot people in the face if they don't vote for her.
โ The Clandestine Connection (@ClandyConnect) September 7, 2024
Bwahaha!
#memes pic.twitter.com/HC6E5VO47m
โ Potazakura โ๏ธ (@akame_kozakura) September 5, 2024
LOLOLOL! It's so true.
- https://t.co/CEA2Es2He4 pic.twitter.com/Qk8sBnIsWU
โ Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) September 9, 2024
Hold on โฆ we need a minute โฆ we are dying over here, y'all! ๐๐๐
โ andro (@androfur) September 8, 2024
What could possibly go wrong?
Our classic comedy clip today goes back to a time when SNL was still funny and Hollywood liberals still liked Donald Trump.
Comedic timing ๐๐ฝ pic.twitter.com/tBYNdcCEHB
โ Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) September 8, 2024
LOL! They could barely hold it together, and yes, Trump's timing was pretty darn good.
Not enough people are discussing this pic.twitter.com/ZGog5EFOqH
โ Tubular Goobular (@TubularGoobular) September 8, 2024
This is where we part ways until next week folks! Go have a wonderful day, and don't eat the soap!
Until we meme again โฆ