We didn’t get the RedTsunami™. We didn’t get the RedWave™. We didn’t get the Senate. We don’t even know about the House yet. It stings. You feel it. We feel it. One thing we conservatives are not, however, is perpetually miserable. We find the bright side. One of those bright sides in this train wreck of an election is that Beto lost … again.
Democrats keep trying to shove this guy down the throat of America, and we keep saying ‘NO!’. This time was no different. Beto lost again, but this time to the tune of 11%. He didn’t just lose. He got walloped. LOL.
So, while we’re licking our wounds, let’s not miss the opportunity to breathe in the sweet, sweet smell of yet another Beto O’Rourke election fail.
Honor of my lifetime to run this race with you. Good came from this and will continue to come from this.
We are in this fight for life. Not sure the path or the role but I know the way is forward. I will see you all out there.
— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) November 10, 2022
He’s in this fight for life, guys. We’re pretty sure he just committed to keep losing at stuff. We’re with you, Beto! Ha!
This tweet is in response to me celebrating Beto losing. This clown thinks it’s out of bounds to celebrate when a politician loses and now he’s trying to shame me. #loser https://t.co/dlAo86YrA3
— DISSIDENT (@philthatremains) November 12, 2022
We’ll take it from here. Celebrating politicians losing is sort of our jam. Also, don’t teach your kids to be like Beto. Teach them to win.
Tucker BRUTALLY roasts Stacey Abrams and Beto O'Rourke one FINAL time after becoming official LOSERS 🤣
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 11, 2022
It is actually pretty brutal. Watch and laugh.
There are no two people more qualified or suited for governorships than Stacey Abrams and Beto O’Rourke.
What a profound loss for our nation. pic.twitter.com/oA7fjTQMHp
— ❤️🧡💛ᗰia💚💙💜 (@mommamia1217) November 11, 2022
LOL! He’s not dead. Anyway, RIP.
Beto O’Rourke lost by double-digits and so did every other statewide Democrat. That has left Democrats in a familiar position: wounded after a disappointing election night while contemplating their strategy and their future. https://t.co/QxhoHT54HB
— KSAT 12 (@ksatnews) November 12, 2022
Beto had no chance to become governor – and he lost BIG. No matter how many Betos the Dems prop up in Texas, we will NEVER turn BLUE! EVER!!
— Ronny Jackson (@RonnyJacksonTX) November 12, 2022
Libs keep trying to invade Texas. Keep up the good work, Texans!
Beto O'Rourke has been the Texas Democratic Party’s great hope. But after failed runs for senator, president and governor, observers wonder if he has a political future. https://t.co/SrLyTUTDjH
— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) November 12, 2022
But there are so many other elections he could lose! Don’t lose hope yet! LOL.
Y’all had some thoughts on how Beto could lose next.
Is there anything left other than dog catcher?
— Johnny Akzam (@JohnnyAkzam) November 11, 2022
Umm … that’s probably not gonna work.
Poor dog.
#Democratic #Texas #Beto #socialism #socialist #Twitter pic.twitter.com/K2lZ2Wdpzx
— RON BURGUNDY: PARODY PROFILE (@objective_polls) November 12, 2022
Look here now. Real people work at Walmart. We don’t think Beto can cut it. He should just keep burning Democrat campaign cash.
Beto O'Rourke Goes 0 for 3 after Spending $164 Million in Failed Campaigns https://t.co/pqJGWNZ4uL
— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) November 12, 2022
That’s a lot of money. LOL.
Despite disgusted voters fleeing Beto O’Rourke as if he were a thrift-store toothbrush, he continues to make running, and losing, his permanent occupation. Is that over now?| Opinion by @Schneider_CM https://t.co/ccygQ9YBZc
— National Review (@NRO) November 11, 2022
‘Thrift-store toothbrush’. That’s good. We’re on board with the permanent loser plan, by the way. Even when things seem dim, we can always retreat to the warm comfort that Beto lost … again.
So close, @BetoORourke! pic.twitter.com/jkvH9LZEzQ
— Young Americans for Liberty (@YALiberty) November 11, 2022
Looks like you’re not taking anything, Beto!
beto o’rourke is funny because a bunch of former obama staffers got together and were like “hear me out. what if we had a white guy who pretended to be obama. but. hear me out. he made every red state hate him with gun confiscation as a direct campaign promise”
— Brendan Karet (@bad_takes) November 12, 2022
Nobody ever accused them of being smart.
…um yes? Why spend hundreds of millions for Beto/Abrams/etc. when they’re for sure going to lose? Don’t you think that money could be spent for better purposes?
— Benji Backer (@BenjiBacker) November 12, 2022
Pipe down, Benji. We can think of no better way to spend Democrat campaign donations.
The establishment and MSM (same thing) are failing to mention the big loser Dems who spent $200M on big losers Beto and Abrams. 🤡🤡
— Jenna Ellis 🍊🦅 (@JennaEllisEsq) November 11, 2022
That’s what we’re here for. We’ve got you! In this together, and stuff.
Still laughing about all the people who wasted money donating to @BetoORourke’s third failed campaign thinking he would have a chance.
— Sara Gonzales (@SaraGonzalesTX) November 11, 2022
Same, girl.
i will never understand how every time Beto loses, it seems to just make people say “he’s presidential material” even more emphatically. like what lol
— Jessica Blankenship (@blanketboat) November 11, 2022
It really is quite amazing. The dude is like the Wile E. Coyote of American politics. Voters have dropped him off a cliff, rocketed him into a mountainside, and now dropped an 800 pound ACME anvil on him. Democrats: ‘We need Beto now more than ever!’ LOL!
when beto loses 3 elections he gets a free large drink at participating whataburgers
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) November 9, 2022
Delicious.
I’m just saying I think Beto would be a good name for a cat, and it has nothing to do with the politician. I just like it.
— Alex De Vore (@teamalex) November 12, 2022
They say cats have 9 lives. By our count, Beto can lose 6 more times!
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