Certain businesses in the U.S. are beginning to re-open, but of course it’s not coming without regulations from state and local authorities. Some of the regulations are bound to bring with them a similar reaction:
This is record-breaking stupidity.
— Santa's Tavern (@SantasTavern) April 29, 2020
Here’s one such rule in Miami-Dade County in order for golf courses to legally open up to the public again:
Golf courses reopen today with restrictions in Miami-Dade County — and you may notice something strange. One of the new rules is the holes must be filled with foam. So your ball cannot technically go into the hole. This is to avoid touch surfaces. pic.twitter.com/7m80MZTE3M
— Brian Entin (@BrianEntin) April 29, 2020
Really?
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That'll stop it. https://t.co/cqxxuO92Mr
— Bill PhilsHat Davis (@kelso839) April 29, 2020
Take that, coronavirus!
? what will they think of next https://t.co/v6PykRP3Kt
— RJ (@hodlphast) April 29, 2020
Covid Theater https://t.co/0l9ZvNWyFL
— very fake name (@DSGNTD_PLYR) April 29, 2020
There is no end to the depths of stupidity exhibited by our rulemakers https://t.co/eEqiS8sPWm
— popcorn sutton (@popcornsutton3) April 29, 2020
There's a joke to be framed here. Reopened golf courses filling their holes with foam. Hmmmm https://t.co/yJJri9Ca52
— Joe Foster (@JoeFoster241) April 29, 2020
The bureaucratic mind is a wealth of comedy. https://t.co/5poSo2FvgL
— Bohemio of the Reeeeing Twenties (@El__Bohemio) April 29, 2020
This may be the most mentally deficient idea ever.
This is not a transmission point for viruses. https://t.co/dmyZAU650L
— Jared A. Chambers ?? (@C4CEO) April 29, 2020
We have reached full blown absurdity! @hawksandnoles https://t.co/94xVm3wMGb
— Thomas Sconiers (@tsconiers1) April 29, 2020
We will defeat the Varmint Cong. https://t.co/ghY98J8IMa
— NeverTweet (@LOLNeverTweet) April 29, 2020
From the insane to the completely insane… https://t.co/TTGKAorZPX
— Graham W. Hendrey (@HendreyW) April 29, 2020
When did life turn into a mockumentary? https://t.co/Pi8wdqc5ls
— Ryan (@chicanerer) April 29, 2020
And it’s not even over yet. How far will it go?
-a new ball must be used every shot, old ball must be incinerated
— Robert (@Rob_Her13) April 29, 2020
They shouldn’t be given any ideas!
