Want a MUCH more accurate term for Bill Clinton's 'speeches'? Here it is! (Includes bonus irony)

Newly released emails from Hillary’s time as secretary of state show some major “pay to play” coordination between Clinton’s State Department staffers and personnel at the Clinton Foundation. The examples are many:

$1.4 million for two speeches, paid for by an ally of the Nigerian president. https://t.co/rNY3uX6riA pic.twitter.com/XDRMMN380h

— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 10, 2016

Nothing to see here!

Recall the State Department praising the progress of Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan as the president’s ally invited Bill Clinton to give two speeches in exchange for $1.4 million dollars. The State Department’s generous assessment of Jonathan’s human rights record stopped after the last speaking gig for Clinton.

Referring to them as “speeches” just doesn’t quite do it justice:

Stop calling it "speeches" and start calling it what it really is: bribery dinner theater.https://t.co/yFacEvaweg

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 10, 2016

Maddeningly perfect!

And the bonus irony?

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Of millions of emails we all get from Nigerian officials, the Clintons were the ones 2 get the money! #mindblown #fb https://t.co/9MU1NsQ0pn

— Bill Adkins (@wcadkins) August 10, 2016

So that's where all the Nigerian email scam cash went… #MysterySolved

— Tim Barrett (@tcbarrett63) August 10, 2016

Finally the Nigerians get scammed back. https://t.co/GafYhJodEZ

— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) August 10, 2016

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