Breaking! CNN's 'pathetic' Hillary Clinton road trip scoop sparks snark

After the Hillary Clinton video was released announcing her intention to run for president, she hopped in the Mystery Machine and headed for Iowa.

The “breaking” news of the morning is that her van stopped for gas, and Hillary was more than happy to speak with anybody who wasn’t going to challenge her with a serious question:

BREAKING VIA SATELLITE: grassroots momentum reaches fever pitch pic.twitter.com/hQnIPeBCJk

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 13, 2015

Ha! Paging Mark Halperin!

A 19 year old WHAT though? RT @TheBrandonMorse BREAKING: pic.twitter.com/MKxB3ERikb

— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) April 13, 2015

Rand Paul sat with media & was branded sexist.

Hillary avoids media. Here's her reward… pic.twitter.com/xTpX32dWZr

— John Ocasio-Nolte (@NolteNC) April 13, 2015

@NolteNC "Let the games begin" The #ClintonNewsNetwork is drooling already! A pathetic attempt to prop up a very beatable candidate!

— VooDoo Chile (@madashell1man) April 13, 2015

CNN…your worldwide leader in news. pic.twitter.com/9s3VXS4gam

— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) April 13, 2015

https://twitter.com/frankstrategies/status/587647635969966080

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Nothing Hillary’s campaign does will be spontaneous, so that’s bound to make people wonder…

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