'Hot cocoa provides invisibility': Tactical change foreseen as video game scores more sign-ups than O-care

A beta test for a video game has eclipsed the number of enrollees in Obamacare:

We're thrilled that 5 million people have signed up for the #ESO beta! Thanks, everyone! Our last scale test event is going on now. Join us!

— The Elder Scrolls Online (@TESOnline) March 14, 2014

That number of sign-ups didn’t escape notice:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/444520104618102784

A test patch for a video game gets higher enrollment than a trillion + dollar mandatory law. But, it's totally working guys.

— eric (@eriContrarian) March 14, 2014

Hey, that might spark an idea in the White House:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/444520226752040960

Ha! Hey, it could happen. The president has a lot of friends in Hollywood who could help make that happen.

Others weighed in with what an Obamacare-style video game might feature:

.@redsteeze @eriContrarian if we wear onesie pajamas do we get extra powers or something?

— Max Q ⚡ (@Randy_Shannon) March 14, 2014

@FoolishReporter @eriContrarian You’ve achieved Level 10 – Rx coverage!

— MikeTalonNYC (@MikeTalonNYC) March 14, 2014

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@Randy_Shannon @redsteeze @eriContrarian The magical hot cocoa provides invisibility.

— @1deplorablenurse (@bluestateTEA) March 14, 2014

And naturally it would have to have the accompanying “promise”:

@eriContrarian "if you like your restoring light, you can keep it"

— Nino (@baldingschemer) March 14, 2014

Are you paying attention, White House and HHS? You’ve been given pearls here.