'Celebrity death panel': Low attendance at rollout events means it's time for #ObamacarePublicityStunts

Judging from the attendance levels at some Obamacare propaganda events around the country, it’s clear that the Obama administration and Organizing for Action are going to have to sweeten the deal to generate more buzz and get people to show up to subsequent meetings. That’s where #ObamacarePublicityStunts should come in handy.

Here are suggestions that should get the turnstiles moving at future Obamacare events:

#ObamacarePublicityStunts

Harry Reid will jump 8 sequester-disabled ambulances on an algae powered motorcycle!

— Don’t Stand So Close to Dawn (@aurora_g96) August 5, 2013

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/364382644358098944
https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/364388988443824128

https://twitter.com/Rem870P/status/364383686373801985

#ObamacarePublicityStunts It's mandatory to show up & do some kind of stunt or you'll get a $2500 fine

— MAST (@PuroPincheLeeds) August 5, 2013

#Obamacarepublicitystunts Buy nothing, get everything free promotion

— Flynnocent (@EagleGraphs) August 5, 2013

#Obamacarepublicitystunts Yes-We-Cannons that fire contraceptives into the crowd

— Flynnocent (@EagleGraphs) August 5, 2013

#ObamacarePublicityStunts Free colonoscopies at your next #IRS audit

— Bryan R.. (@youthpastorbry) August 5, 2013

https://twitter.com/deblessings/status/364394910629101570

https://twitter.com/deblessings/status/364393412352409601

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#ObamacarePublicityStunts

Free Kool Aid for the first million subscribers.

— AG (@ag_texas) August 5, 2013

#ObamacarePublicityStunts

One free hernia exam by the pharmacist of your choice with each enrollment.

— AG (@ag_texas) August 5, 2013

#ObamacarePublicityStunts "How to have fun w your 11 extra hours" booklets for workers whose hours were cut from 40 to 29 bc of #Obamacare

— Flynnocent (@EagleGraphs) August 5, 2013

#ObamacarePublicityStunts Supporters of the law will be made Honorary Neurosurgeons.

— American Guy ?? (@YankReb69) August 5, 2013

One last suggestion:

https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/364382267159748609

That means we’d be hearing more from Congress and the Hollywood elite.