After nearly 30 years of marriage, Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife have announced that they will be getting a divorce. Because Putin will soon be back on the market, in the name of international relations, CNN’s Jake Tapper kicked off an effort to help write a singles ad. Before we knew it, #PutinSinglesAd was off and running:
https://twitter.com/patddaly/status/342731408646758400
You like manliness? I have. You want security? I have. You wish for me to show you crossbow? I have. #PutinSinglesAd
— Brian (@Principat0) June 6, 2013
.@jaketapper #PutinSinglesAd As posted on http://t.co/o3UXQosEpT: SWM, 60, Autocrat, seeks hot Russian beauties for discreet Soviet Unions.
— FastLaugh #FastLaugh (@FastLaugh) June 6, 2013
Microphallused overcompensator with penchant for photoshopping seeks Kruschevian beauty for oligarchical pursuits. No freaks #PutinSinglesAd
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) June 6, 2013
Pick me up before Taylor Swift does #PutinSinglesAd
— Brian (@Principat0) June 6, 2013
Don't let the combover fool you! I am relatively low manscape maintenance (not like that Brezhnev guy). #PutinSinglesAd
— KB (@krissyt67) June 6, 2013
Looking for a spy in ur house of love? Bald buff bigshot seeks partner in crime. Must like snset dacha walks & kleptocracy.#PutinSinglesAd
— David Berger (@davidberger) June 6, 2013
60, powerful, lots of $, but u don't have to do the laundering. Like stealing elections and hanging with m'friend Silvio #PutinSinglesAd
— Hannah Thoburn (@HannahThoburn) June 6, 2013
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@jaketapper Sometimes I can be in charge, sometimes you can appear to be in charge. From Russia with Love. #PutinSinglesAd
— Roger Casey (@DRogerCasey) June 6, 2013
https://twitter.com/SACopey/status/342723372783923201
@jaketapper @TheLeadCNN hey ladies: transmit your information to Vladimir #PutinSinglesAd
— Brendan Stayzhome (@brendangetzell) June 6, 2013
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/342722770318262272
Ever wanted to watch an old Stalinist ride his horse shirtless? Let's get together. #PutinSinglesAd
— S Zissou (@Whiteshirt71) June 6, 2013
https://twitter.com/JustinTHW/status/342743900240347140
Twitchy will make sure this information is transmitted to Vladimir.
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