Legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland by proving their promises that inflation would be temporary, tax increases would only hit those making over $400,000 a year, and the expanded revenue service would only go after the super-rich were total lies. Wait, I got my stories mixed up – those lies (and more) are how the Democrats are going to inadvertently drive Biden from the White House next November. Until that time, there’s a lot of work to do. But first, we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day!


There will be plenty of partying going on today, but Biden and the Democrats won’t be doing any celebrating if you sign up to be one of our coveted VIP members. Your support will go a long way toward helping us keep the lights on while holding Biden and the Democrats accountable for all their schemes, lies, and unconstitutional power grabs. Join Twitchy VIP and use the promo code CENSORSHIP to get 50% off your VIP membership (yes, 50% off — it’s a St. Patrick’s Day miracle!). Oh, and you’ll also get plenty of bonus content.

Every new VIP member will make Biden a deeper shade of angry red:


Need something to laugh at hysterically while you’re signing up? Here you go:


KJP sure is hilarious! And she didn’t even need to flip through her Big Book of Talking Points to find that whopper.

Thank you, all!