As we told you earlier, ABC News’ Jon Karl and other activists poorly disguised as journalists felt their very lives might have been put in danger after the chairs that were placed for President Trump’s event about the U.S. economy didn’t conform to social distancing guidelines.

The White House Correspondents Association also hyperventilated about the situation in a statement about how reporters were put “at risk”:

Couldn’t they just have… moved the chairs or not sat there?

And they’re acting like Trump forced them to sit there.

The virus doesn’t spread if it knows you’re protesting — the science is settled!

We expected nothing less, considering the actual news:

Exactly.