You would think that your presidential campaign would have a “purpose” from the moment it was launched, but according to Buzzfeed, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke has only just now discovered his:

And by “purpose” they, of course, mean O’Rourke’s promises to confiscate certain kinds of guns via “mandatory buyback” in the extremely unlikely event he’s elected president. But there are other purposes:

So far O’Rourke’s promises of gun confiscation combined with F-bombs don’t seem to be propelling him to the top tier of Democrats.

At some point he’ll get the memo.



Beto O’Rourke is raising money for Moms Demand Action and March For Our Lives with an F-bomb T-shirt

GOOD LUCK! Beto O’Rourke lets everybody know what guns ‘you’ll have to sell’ to the government if he’s in charge