Eat your heart out, Matt Damon! Tom Brady shows off acting skills in online skit

Losing his cool is putting it mildly, Mr. Schefter.

It appears that when Tom Brady isn’t firing footballs to his umpteen hundred receivers in New England, he’s walking around in a black workout suit in Los Angeles, shopping for Under Armour gear.

And working on his acting skills, or lack thereof, with Funny or Die, depending on what side of the spectrum you stand on.

https://twitter.com/MimiKendrick/status/207542983552274433

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https://twitter.com/jimmy_dangs/status/207546508034318341

https://twitter.com/eYank45/status/207543375115726848

New level of respect for Mr. Tom Brady after that funny ass commerical n his comb over, Swagged Out Model Wife Hall of Famer Startin NFL QB

— Parlay Papi (@joshinho_s) May 29, 2012

While there’s no question that the sales rep would be pummeled repetitively if he truly acted like that, Brady did a pretty good job. It’s easy to sense that a co-leading role with Matt Damon is truly in his future when he retires.

But if there was a moment that would ever define Brady as a person, his quote at the end of the video may go down as one of the greatest lines ever used by an quarterback, turned actor:

I'm a native Californian, I went to Michigan, now I play for New England. I'm the F*$&ing quarterback you moron! http://t.co/Yz7UpoxV

— Brandon (@bbaier) May 29, 2012

Matt Damon, shame on you!