Tiny Village to Be Dumping Ground for Asylum-Seekers Votes to Become Independent From UK

Sep 17, 2026 12:00 AM
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Tiny Village to Be Dumping Ground for Asylum-Seekers Votes to Become Independent From UK
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Welcome, VIPs, to another trip across the Atlantic. Today, I'd like to talk about Piddington. Piddington is a tiny village in Oxfordshire with 350 residents that just wants to be left alone. However, the British government has other plans. It plans to dump more than 1,200 male "asylum-seekers" from Muslim countries on a military base right outside the village. The "extreme far-right" residents of Piddington aren't too keen on having their village overwhelmed with migrants. They've made noise about it before, but now they've taken a vote to become independent of the U.K. They want to be known as the Principality of Paddington.

Obviously, it's all symbolic, and there's nothing they can do about their new neighbors. Still, out of 312 votes cast, 285 voted to leave.

The BBC reports:

Prime Minister Andy Burnham said he understood the village's "strength of feeling" but there needed to be fairness across the country.

"The only thing to do is to get the numbers down, the number of crossings down," he said. "And they are significantly down. They are now at a seven-year low.

"We also made a commitment to people to end the use of hotels to house refugees and asylum seekers, and that commitment needs to be honoured, and I think the vast majority of people say 'yeah, that really does need to proceed'.

"So this involves difficult decisions. It's about fairness across the country. I'm not saying that only one part of the country or one group of communities should do all of the work."

Oh, no more migrant hotels? That's good, because those were a target of those extreme right-wingers.

Women in particular aren't fans of 1,200 Muslim men being dumped on their village:

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… go as they please and that out number the villagers a massive 10-1.

They are frightened. They asked the women in Parliament to stand up for them. So far, silence but what do you expect from Labour and Liberals.

Stand with the women of Piddington and show them you are fully behind them.

Don’t let them be forgotten.

WE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE OF PIDDINGTON NOW!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

BBC Newsnight managed to find one of the 26 people to vote no and gave her a spotlight:

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… disused MoD base to house 1200 male asylum seekers.

Yes, another member of the "Stand Up to Racism Crowd," made up of the suicidally empathetic.

Just like American media.

Hopefully, the 1,200+ Muslim newcomers have all read the "don't rape women and children" booklet handed out by the Home Office.

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