It was fun pretending to care about the World Cup for a few minutes, but the real fun was in the friends we made along the way. Twitchy has told you about Freddy, the German World Cup tourist who rented a car and drove across the South, taking in the wonders of Outdoor World and Buc-ee's. Someone should compile all of Freddy's videos into a documentary about America. It would be more patriotic than Young Washington.
Freddy's still here in the States, and he recently got to experience a gun range. Here's his reaction:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FREEEEEDOMMMM!!!!🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/IRqvuWzRax
— Freddy🇩🇪 (@FreddyLA7) July 15, 2026
Feels good, doesn't it?
The fact you can have this at home and just shoot around is so crazy to me😭 pic.twitter.com/fUsdp03u3X
— Freddy🇩🇪 (@FreddyLA7) July 14, 2026
German World Cup super fan and viral food influencer Freddy is getting a taste of the Second Amendment.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) July 15, 2026
In his return to X, Freddy heads to an American shooting range, sharing videos firing an array of firearms and taking in an experience that's uniquely American. pic.twitter.com/OjsnGHtcrk
lol😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/nvVMtlkjbS
— Freddy🇩🇪 (@FreddyLA7) July 15, 2026
Welcome to liberty.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) July 15, 2026
Europeans: “guns are evil and America is disgusting!”
— alexjm 🇺🇸 (@alexjmingolla) July 15, 2026
Freddy: pic.twitter.com/5Xn411eTb9
"Yes, Germany? Freddy's discovered guns and explosives. He's never coming home." pic.twitter.com/fwYCYRXdCj
— Modern Engineer (@Modernengineer) July 15, 2026
Welcome home, son.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 15, 2026
Narrator (Attenborough voice):
— Beach Belle (@Com_mon_Sen_sed) July 15, 2026
Freddy then discovered the meaning of true freedom through firearms and explosives. His life would never be the same after that day. pic.twitter.com/54p2LKzToJ
— Jon (@pleasegeaux) July 15, 2026
As Americans, we often don’t think about the fact that we can do so much so freely. We take it for granted. I don’t blow stuff up in my yard, and I go to a range to shoot, but if I had that much land I could do that at home! Freedom, indeed.
— LMurph (@LisaMurphyDJ) July 15, 2026
Welcome to the red pill of freedom Freddy. When you return to Germany, will you ever be able to, or want to unsee the oppression your government and the EU are forcing upon you and your fellow citizens.
— InvesTed (@D3Maximis) July 15, 2026
Shooting guns and blowing shit up. The best combination you can have that completely brings joy to Americans. Add some beer, and you've got utopia.
— Interested American (@rtcizenski) July 15, 2026
The European mind cannot comprehend this.
I am so happy you are having a great time and enjoying what we like to do. There is nothing better then to blow stuff up and shoot guns. You would be surprised how many American's have shit like this. Hopefully you can stay long enough to attend a college football game.
— blessyou2 (@blessyou24) July 15, 2026
BABE, WAKE UP!
— Infinity (@infinity__oo) July 15, 2026
FREDDY DISCOVERED TANNERITE!
I think we need to talk with Germany about joint custody of you. They get you 1 weekend a month and we keep you for the rest, including holidays.
— LowcountryPaisley (@PDBayer) July 15, 2026
Come for the soccer, stay for the tannerite.
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