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New York Times critic says 'The Little Mermaid' is missing joy, fun, and … kink

We can see how a liberal movie critic would be disappointed that a movie from Disney would be lacking in kink. We did a quick scan of pull quotes from other reviewers on Metacritic but didn’t see anyone else bemoaning the lack of kink.

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It has a diverse cast and noble intentions, though.

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Is he into tentacle porn, like Kurt Eichenwald?

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Someone at Disney’s getting fired for forgetting the kink.

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