We can see how a liberal movie critic would be disappointed that a movie from Disney would be lacking in kink. We did a quick scan of pull quotes from other reviewers on Metacritic but didn’t see anyone else bemoaning the lack of kink.
Disney's live-action remake of "The Little Mermaid," with Halle Bailey starring as Ariel and a diverse cast, "reeks of obligation and noble intentions," Wesley Morris writes.
"Joy, fun, mystery, risk, flavor, kink — they’re missing." https://t.co/GRE3yyIIfz
— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 27, 2023
It has a diverse cast and noble intentions, though.
— idrawrobots (@idrawrobots) May 27, 2023
— Federalist Musket🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Musket) May 27, 2023
I'm inclined to agree with the quoted opening, and note that none of those things can exist when progressive dogma – woke – is the goal.
But did that person write KINK?!?
— Malcom Jayne (@aimtomisb3hav3) May 27, 2023
Dont let the NYTimes near your children
— Thirteen O'Clock – Todd (@o_thirteen) May 27, 2023
Kink…and we wonder why people ask questions about you lot…
— The Investigative Examiners (@TruthorConseq12) May 27, 2023
might wanna check Wesley's hard drives
— VJ Maxwell 📡 (@vortmax79) May 27, 2023
Kink. Missing in a Disney movie.
They openly share it. Fascinating ! pic.twitter.com/YD0dz1YJec
— Saff (@Saffroniqu3) May 27, 2023
What is it with leftist writers insisting the kids stuff have kink in it?
— ArchLobster 🇪🇨 🇺🇸 (@ArchLobster) May 27, 2023
Saying the quiet part out loud, eh?
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) May 27, 2023
Uh oh, no kink in the live-action remake of “The Little Mermaid,” scratch that off my list of movies to see with small children
— Typos of the New York Times (@nyttypos) May 27, 2023
I learned way too much about this writer than I wanted to know.
— I’M THAT GIRL (@ms_opinion) May 27, 2023
Sir, this is a children’s movie.
— Mike Jones (@mikezoness) May 27, 2023
Check Wesley Morris' browser history immediately!
— Hank Rea 📝 (@HankRea) May 27, 2023
Is he into tentacle porn, like Kurt Eichenwald?
Yeah dude I would have enjoyed this Disney movie for kids but it just wasn't kinky enough for me
— Chris (@superbonesaw) May 27, 2023
— Uncle AC & The Rippers (@ywst_ac) May 27, 2023
The New York Times Arts & Culture editor approving "kink," because why not pic.twitter.com/1szwM5rxIw
— Bandwagon Heat and Nuggets Fan (@jerglans) May 27, 2023
— Michael Noll (@nollpost) May 27, 2023
If there's no kink I'll pass
— Featherbear1950 (@featherbear1950) May 27, 2023
Someone at Disney’s getting fired for forgetting the kink.
‘I was just wherever I could adding queerness’: Christopher Rufo has video from Disney’s all-hands meeting https://t.co/B4lKOvcs4L
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 29, 2022