Here’s a nice message to businesses from the City of Santa Monica. If you’re out and about and notice that a business isn’t enforcing city mask mandates with its customers, you can simply call 311 and the city will dispatch a “Health Ambassador” to do a business check.
If you're out and about and notice a business isn't making sure their customers are in compliance with the mask mandate, you can call 3-1-1, and they will send one of our Health Ambassadors do a business check. pic.twitter.com/PTbAINUCex
— City of Santa Monica (@santamonicacity) November 4, 2021
Are we still seriously doing this?
— Tony Bolognavich (@SoapBoxMox) November 5, 2021
— eluzhun ☃️🎅🎄 (@e1uzhun) November 5, 2021
🤡🤡🤡
— Louis McHugh (@louismchugh) November 5, 2021
— littleradish (@thelittleradish) November 5, 2021
I think the safety officers need a good name, with a catchy acronym. Safety Services is perfect. Call the S.S.
— The Face of a Duck (@masklessmatt) November 6, 2021
Wonderful! I think the Health Ambassadors need better branding though. Let’s call them the Germination Stopping Police. We could just shorten it to GeStoPo, or “Gestapo” for ease of use.
— Taylor Murray (@axelboldt12) November 6, 2021
Psst…she’s in the attic.
— KeyWestCuervo (@KeyWestCuervo) November 5, 2021
Or, if you're uncomfortable with how they chose to run their business you could just be a grown-up and go somewhere else without involving the nanny state.
— Deborah (@debocortez) November 5, 2021
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Glad you guys have solved all the other problems in the city and now can spend time and money harassing the nearly entirely vaccinated population. Good work.
— Rory Macklin (@rorymacklin) November 4, 2021
What if we all just called nonstop?
— Jawayon Washington (@JawayonW) November 5, 2021
Yes!! Time to turn in my competition. I'll be the only cupcake shop in a 5 mile radius.
— BBannieBee (@bee_bannie) November 5, 2021
Ok, North Korea.
— Samantha Martin (@loutschs) November 6, 2021
— DebU (@stldebbie2011) November 5, 2021
Hall monitor beta energy here
— Johnny Utah (@itsJohnnyUtah) November 6, 2021
…this is still up?! ☝🏽🤦🏻♀️
— Rabid Panda (@panda_rabid) November 6, 2021
“Turn in your neighbors for noncompliance” is a weird flex but okay.
— Rougarou1776 (@rougarou1776) November 6, 2021
Neighbor accusing neighbor …. where have I seen this before pic.twitter.com/EWC9dqDLaQ
— Thomas from Lutz (@tcpipman) November 6, 2021
This ratio is hilarious.
— President Miguel Fweedom, PhD. (@TXKnights) November 6, 2021
Thanking God once again not to have misfortune of living in your city.
— WhatsInAName (@Whatz_InA_Name) November 6, 2021
Imagine being a "Health Ambassador" for a living
— Anon Scientist (@LiberatingT) November 6, 2021
Totally normal thing to implement in a free country. Nothing to see here. THIS IS FINE.
— The Face of a Duck (@masklessmatt) November 6, 2021
How about your Health Ambassadors get to work dismantling homeless encampments?
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) November 5, 2021
— Troy Sa (@TroySa80) November 5, 2021
Imagine enforcing this and being a rat. Imagine actually calling this number to report. Unbelievable
— aliasK (@aliasK2135) November 5, 2021
Remember when it was two weeks to flatten the curve, and then just 100 days after Biden’s inauguration?
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All of a sudden, mental health experts are worried that people have grown too dependent on masks https://t.co/xh6ljb6snz
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 2, 2021
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