We checked, and Toronto Police Service Guns Seized is the official Toronto Police account for all guns seized. We’ve seen some winners in this category — British police posted a picture of gardening tools they managed to take off the streets — but this one is quite the catch too.
— Toronto Police Service Guns Seized #offthestreets (@TPSGunsSeized) April 16, 2021
We don’t live in Toronto, but we feel safer.
Did you take it off the streets of Atlantis ..
— Tom Martino (@tom_martino1) April 16, 2021
The streets of Venice, maybe.
— Dangerous Liberty (@DangerousLiber1) April 16, 2021
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) April 16, 2021
— Okay. (@corrcomm) April 17, 2021
My God it looks so functional and dangerous
— John L. Roberson, Cartoonist & Writer (@jlr_1969) April 17, 2021
Smooth action, I'm sure.
— American Guy ?? (@YankReb69) April 17, 2021
Who’s coffin did you drag that out of?
— catie lord (@tudsgrl) April 17, 2021
did you exhume a pirate?
— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) April 17, 2021
Give it back to him pic.twitter.com/zXudGsEP5S
— paige (@BonerWizard) April 17, 2021
Davey Jones back to using a sword
— Bromethius Flex ????⚔️ (@bromethiusFlex) April 16, 2021
— McHimbo™️ (@tadpr0le) April 17, 2021
the suspect pic.twitter.com/5VZ0AxFdaA
— N.P.C. Lovecraft (@noncombatantish) April 16, 2021
Glad bikini bottom is safe once more
— Grin (@grinstrous) April 16, 2021
[Several dolphins sigh in relief]
— Space Crab Spiff (@pickingcrabs) April 17, 2021
This is the mug shot of the guy they arrested with it: pic.twitter.com/Rp3brx0hfo
— 'Doctor' Publ!us (@StilesMoz) April 16, 2021
Nice don't have to worry about the skeleton this thing was buried next to raising from the dead and shooting me now
— YourPalVic (@YourPalVic) April 16, 2021
Keeping the public safe from tetanus!
— Joe (B) [for Bastard] (@Josef_Lemonovic) April 16, 2021
Can it be considered a gun if it’s more than 50% organic matter?
— Curtis? (@FowlCurtis) April 17, 2021
Start confiscating rocks that are sort of shaped like guns.
— Seagull (@ragweed2020) April 16, 2021
Found while cleaning the grease trap at Shoney's
— Vincent Springfield (@VinSpringfield) April 17, 2021
I could see how that would be dangerous if you threw it at someone
— G Gordon Tiddy (@cambrian_era) April 17, 2021
Thank god, I was worried that someone would shoot me with a gun they found up D.B. Cooper's badly decayed asshole
— The dumb ignorabt shit head (@NotUrplePingo) April 17, 2021
Wow — we can all breathe a huge sigh of relief in 1947.
— Arthur Fortune (@CBove1) April 17, 2021
Phew! Good thing! If this had fallen into the wrong hands, they could have easily whipped it out, soaked it in diesel oil for about 4 weeks, scrubbed it with a brush for countless hours, replace the rusted out springs, and no doubt caused some serious harm from solvent fumes.
— AJ Powers (@aj_powers) April 17, 2021
@IwriteOK you can rest easy at night knowing this gun will not be in your drinking water supply.
— christo (@christo92787346) April 16, 2021
A skateboarder could have tripped over that thing while it was embedded in the asphalt. Good job guys. Much safe. So protect.
— G0re0gre ???? (@g0re0gre) April 17, 2021
Good job guys, would hate for someone to throw that at me
— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) April 17, 2021
Please tell me this is a troll accounthttps://t.co/pi5pqlsL0U
— Honkitude is INFRASTRUCTURE (@Mr_Honkitude) April 16, 2021
No, it’s real.
That one has been #offthestreets for a lot longer than this week…
— Bryan Fisher (@thefisherbee) April 16, 2021
Nice doorstop. Glad no one will be able to prop that door open again.
— Ozark Finesse Guy Redux (@DTReeves2) April 16, 2021
Wow! In what museum will this be exhibited?
— gucci ? libertarian (@guccilibertaria) April 16, 2021
THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM pic.twitter.com/T3cujQ5i8N
— Russell (@RussellDuren) April 16, 2021
Just how far into the mud of the Erie Canal did you dredge that pea shooter?
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) April 16, 2021
The gun we all collectively lost in that boating accident.
— ?️Lumbuhjack (@Lumbuhjack) April 16, 2021
I still can’t believe this account is real
— Jeremy ? (@JeremyTheRhino) April 16, 2021
Every time it posts something, I have to double check to see if it's a parody account. It's astounding.
— Ѡąƨƙɛƪωɛɛ?Ɯѧßβiȶ (@WaskelweeWabbit) April 16, 2021
Thank you for keeping us safe
— koush (@koush) April 17, 2021
Thank you for your service?
— Püdge (@pudgenet) April 16, 2021
Someone probably could have made $100 at a gun buyback event in the U.S.
OMG: Take a look at these 'weapons' found by British police during a sweep https://t.co/XeB9CPaCA8
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 9, 2018