As Twitchy reported earlier, Teen Vogue stirred up some controversy on Christmas Eve by re-posting a condescending article arguing that every reader use her privilege as a white person to protect people of color. We were away from Twitter for most of Christmas Day, so we missed Teen Vogue celebrating the holiday by re-upping its guide to anal sex from November.
Welcome to Anal Sex 101 https://t.co/U9KQLw2Han
— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) December 25, 2019
We might be wrong, but we’re pretty sure this isn’t the first time Teen Vogue has written about anal sex. Turns out we were right; there’s an editor’s note at the bottom noting that “this article was updated on November 12, 2019, to add the most accurate and up-to-date information.”
This is from 2017, it just got updated with new info I guess lol
— Lisa Lisa (@LisaLisa_UwU) December 26, 2019
And then it was retweeted on Christmas.
Ah, the Christmas edition I see
— Walter (@LongBeachBum) December 26, 2019
— Matt (@MatthewMaryland) December 26, 2019
— Phillip Rhodes (@PhillipRhodesJr) December 26, 2019
On Christmas Day?
— Zhivago of Tookland (@raywatts) December 26, 2019
— trill (@trilldeceased) December 25, 2019
*TEEN* vogue. Real smooth. Happy Hanukkah.
— wandering groyper (@WagwanCunts) December 26, 2019
Happy Hanukkah Teen Vogue!
— Charles Vok (@VokCharles) December 26, 2019
great message, and on Christmas as well. Disgraceful
— Jon Christopher (@JonChri42064787) December 26, 2019
Really. On Christmas? ?
— AdamFerrari64 (@TFerrari64) December 26, 2019
Merry Anal Christmas!!
— #MAGA! #buildthewall #standwithTrump #KAG ?? (@ImpeachmentSham) December 26, 2019
It’s Christmas you absolute miscreants.
— Peabody (@calico50) December 26, 2019
— HaveSuitcaseWillTravel (@HSWT2020) December 26, 2019
— realPolitiDiva™️ ????? (@realPolitiDiva) December 26, 2019
— Juan more year (@juanjohn1) December 26, 2019
Festive grooming from Teen Vogue.
— Julia smith (@Juliabsmith) December 26, 2019
Didn’ they publish this once before? Reads like it’s grooming. Planned Parenthood cited. All the usual suspects. Be involved with your kids cuz lots of dark forces after them.
— Nothing OffendsMe (@NothingOfendzMe) December 26, 2019
— Rebecca McNally (@Beekaroo) December 26, 2019
Twitter is going to rank all of the 6.5 million tweets today (Christmas) based on merriment and joy.
This one from Teen Vogue finished last.
They really brought up the rear.
— Wesley Mullins (@wesleyamullins) December 26, 2019
Somehow this is the best you could come up with on Christmas Day for teenagers!
— Mark Lewis Oglesby (@markloglesby) December 26, 2019
What a great infographic for all the teens who just opened their new tablets and phones
— Digital Paul (@Paul_Cook) December 26, 2019
— ??? The Bomb ??? (@bomba_chica) December 26, 2019
— Killer Queen ?? (@langeana) December 26, 2019
— Grasshopper (@ginkmeister13) December 26, 2019
Just here for the well-deserved ratio pic.twitter.com/rVy5BRENut
— Texas Darlin' ? (@TexitDarling) December 26, 2019
Maybe they updated it to make it trans-friendly:
“Prostate owners and non-prostate owners”
— J-nyan (@Ravage_1) December 26, 2019
Love how they describe FEMALE anatomy as “non-prostate owner”… what. I am tired of this world.
— kds5140 (@kds5140) December 26, 2019
Weird…I only see 2 anatomies there. I thought for sure there would be 100s.
— Matt Miller (@mttftw1969) December 26, 2019
What is wrong with you people?
— Joe Z ?? (@JoeZikarro) December 26, 2019
— Madison (@MadisFitchin) December 26, 2019
I’m ok with journalists in cages tbh
— Chris (@punishedchris) December 26, 2019
Merry Christmas from Teen Vogue!
'Patronizing, pitiful, and pathetic': Teen Vogue marked Christmas Eve with a reminder that white people need to use their privilege 'to protect people of color' https://t.co/dSqlmbaBKC
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 26, 2019