As Twitchy reported earlier, Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl on Thursday held a press conference with a former Marine who claimed to have had a long-term sexual relationship with Elizabeth Warren. “These charges will shock the conscious [sic] of the nation,” Burkman promised.
We saw their press release go out Wednesday night and ignored it, but The Daily Beast’s Will Sommer showed up for the event and live-tweeted it, and it sounds like it went about as well as anyone could have suspected.
Blundering pro-Trump smear artists Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl are at it again today with another press conference in Burkman’s driveway. As always: these guys love to lie and Jacob is facing a felony charge. I’ll be tweeting sparingly if at all. pic.twitter.com/DY99KgEVsF
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
So they held the press conference in Burkman’s driveway?
Today’s Jacob Wohl press conference topic: pic.twitter.com/48cSCHlrpw
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
It’s when we saw that sign that we knew we had to do a post. Someone actually had to have that printed up on purpose.
Onlookers are now posing with Wohl’s Warren sign. There’s a crowd of roughly two dozen people, non-media, who just swung by to see the show, including some tourists. pic.twitter.com/ONjpIP9ncu
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
The Jacob Wohl press conference has kicked off, but is being drowned out by hecklers and a car stereo.
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
Wohl and Burkman are trying to look really serious but their fake Warren accuser keeps cracking up as he reads his statement. They don’t look thrilled.
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
Now the accuser is taking off his shirt for some reason. Wohl and Burkman day this is proof of something.
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
The press conference is being drowned by out by Chumbawamba. Jacob tells the security guard to remove a heckler, but the guard appears to refuse on the grounds that the man is on public property.
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
The supposed “sex scar” from Jacob Wohl’s accuser is just from a chain from a swingset. Asked about this, the accuser just shrugged. https://t.co/vE0jqtzPGi
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
“Hit my back with with [sic] a chain trying to take down a swing,” according to his Instagram account. Oops.
And the latest Jacob Wohl /Jack Burkman press conference comes to an end, with the two and their bogus accuser retreating inside. The hecklers definitely appeared to have taken control of this one.
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
I dunno. That totally looks like cougar nails and not the actual chain links of a swing.
— Miles Lukewarm 3000 (@MilesGib) October 3, 2019
Dude could have at least said it was from a sex swing
— Caitlin Ahern (@CAhernHodgson) October 3, 2019
????????
— Wyatt Derp (@WyattDerpy) October 3, 2019
Well, if she's that healthy I have no hesitation in voting for her.
— Ⓜ️? Individual -i (@bigstape) October 3, 2019
Do you think they're inside like, "I think overall that went pretty good."
— KosmoBot608 (@DentArthurDent9) October 3, 2019
Burkman had his fly up, they weren't interrupted by a garbage truck, and their guest-of-honour actually showed up this time. On balance this has been one of their more successful ones, yeah.
— Mike Hoyer (@MikeHoyer3) October 3, 2019
#JacobWohl is like the Fyre Festival in human form. ????
— TomHoefWrites (@TomHoefWrites) October 3, 2019
There’s a reason why you get people with IMDb pages for stuff like this
— The Democrat Machine (@DemocratMachine) October 3, 2019
LoL holds a press conference in a private driveway and tries have somebody removed from the sidewalk
Absolute buffoons— Monkey74 ? (@Mnky74) October 3, 2019
He's got a tat from that vin deisel movie
— Hell is Empty (So fill it with Nazis) (@Sleestak) October 3, 2019
Of course he does
— Law Opinion Haver (@jeffarch22) October 3, 2019
Have you ever talked to Wohl, Will? Is he just incredibly stupid? How is he even monetizing this? Is he just this desperate for attention? I’m baffled.
— @RealNickCollisonSonics1980 (@theweaselborne) October 3, 2019
"We're an apolitical organisation" had me in absolute stitches.
— Travelling Tom (@endofbellcurve) October 3, 2019
We doubt Warren will respond to any of this, but she did tweet her support for cougars:
It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it. pic.twitter.com/fHasLm0j9P
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 3, 2019
Related:
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have a ‘bombshell witness/evidence’ against Elizabeth Warren that ‘will shock the conscious of the nation’ https://t.co/nUg7moIV8t
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 3, 2019
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