Remember how excited all the Democrats were yesterday when Speaker Nancy Pelosi scheduled a press conference to announce a formal impeachment inquiry into President Trump? She’d been dragging her feet on it for years for some, and at last, Pelosi pulled the trigger … sort of.
We’re not sure what effect the “smoking gun” of the telephone call transcript with Ukraine’s president is having on people’s libidos Wednesday, but feminist writer Aubrey Hirsch apparently found the words “impeachment inquiry” spoken by Pelosi to be highly sexually charged.
Make sure to pin this and check back next summer:
Mark my words: So many babies are gonna be born on June 30, 2020.
And Nancy will be a top ten baby name.
— Aubrey Hirsch (@aubreyhirsch) September 24, 2019
So …
this is grim.
— squid september (@extremelysquid) September 25, 2019
Imagine being horny because of politics.
— dsa grift caucus (@GRIFTSH0P) September 25, 2019
U can also just have sex whenever, and an advantage of that is u don’t have to be thinking of any congresspeople while you’re doing it.
— Brendel (@Brendelbored) September 25, 2019
Idk why you want me to raw dog my gf tonight but “impeachment inquiry” are not the words to get me off, sorry.
— 30-50 filthy mouthed wives (@L30L005) September 25, 2019
Mark my words, June 30th 2020 this website will return to this tweet to cackle hysterically.
— más hysteria (@MotelRomeo) September 24, 2019
— lankston huge (@juanyfbaby) September 24, 2019
Maximum cringe
— Eric Demamp (@ericdemamp) September 25, 2019
— Handsome Vermont Boy (@vermont_boy) September 24, 2019
Mark my words: you peabrains are impressed by anything
— ????? ??? ???? (@Deckard_B26354) September 25, 2019
America is not worth saving
— Dick Slander, P.I. (@theschwasound) September 25, 2019
— SUCC MAN (@lawfollower69) September 25, 2019
But the sex strike??
— Bitter Grizzly (@Bitter_Grizzly) September 25, 2019
I thought y'all weren't procreating because of climate change…
— cps (@ROMANREB) September 25, 2019
I thought the left weren’t having kids to save the environment or something
— Dagan Brentley (@Dbrentley) September 25, 2019
Look at you doing logic on liberals
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) September 25, 2019
But first you gonna have to stop climate change… cuz nobody’s having babies on your side of the political spectrum.
— Justin Hart (@justin_hart) September 25, 2019
Yeah no Nancys for them
— ⚡️Erick Brockway⚡️ (@erickbrockway) September 25, 2019
You should see a counselor.
— Dirk Hardpec (@bone_crudmeal) September 25, 2019
i want off this planet
— sam (@theokmullins) September 25, 2019
I hope u don't write erotica
— pussy cartel (@snackvampire) September 24, 2019
Liberal porn is getting weird.
— Zombo, 1st Degree Demoniac (@ZomboArt) September 25, 2019
marking. pic.twitter.com/fXVHBcaCBc
— Thicc Nhat Hanh (@krummicorn) September 25, 2019
"so many abortions are going to happen on february 20th, 2020"
— CooCoo Cachoo (@CachooCoocoo) September 24, 2019
Mark my words: So many babies are gonna be aborted on June 29, 2020 when it all falls through.
And it will be just another day for the Democrats.
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) September 25, 2019
They won't be born if you abort them all… pic.twitter.com/lYFCxElB6Z
— Shay (@DeplorableShay) September 25, 2019
Is it because they were putting off having a baby for several years until polling said it was politically advantageous to do it? pic.twitter.com/AJJEO15iyf
— Thanos: The Hand of Fate ? (@YappaPodcast) September 25, 2019
Immediately an all time terrible tweet
— GRU Paul (@intelSEBASTIAN) September 24, 2019
A tweet so cursed you've become a warlock
— Christopher Kerins (@CJTheran) September 25, 2019
?
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) September 25, 2019
— The Dubya (@dwellman21) September 25, 2019
man yall really just Get On Here And Say Anything™
— james cam'ron (@colddayonmars) September 25, 2019
— Roll20sForThePeople (@darrenpriley) September 25, 2019
— Jeni Peni (@peni_jeni) September 25, 2019
wow good twee–*PROJECTILE VOMITS*
— pastyskin mcirishman (@thepubprobably) September 25, 2019
This is a really embarrassing tweet even for Twitter lol
— Hal Jordan (@warghle) September 25, 2019
"This child never changes expressions and has a tenuous at best grasp of her surroundings. What do we call her?"
"Nancy? I like it."
— Bohemio (@El__Bohemio) September 25, 2019
It's like Nate Silver, but for sex.
— ꜱᴜʙᴄᴏᴍᴀɴᴅᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜᴇᴡ (@MatthewJohn666) September 25, 2019
That's not at all going to happen.
— Bad John Brown (@BadJohnBrown) September 25, 2019
This is the second dumbest thing I’ve heard all day
— Todd Appel (@ToddAppel) September 25, 2019
why would you say this in public
— the peepee doodoo man (@peepeedoodooman) September 25, 2019
— Dwight Rhinosoros (@rhinosoros) September 25, 2019
Thanks for ruining this for me
— Stangle’s Kid (@lisasaurstomp) September 25, 2019
— Stangle’s Kid (@lisasaurstomp) September 25, 2019
— ChippedFrontTeeth (@noises_nonsense) September 25, 2019
— SmashMike (@Mikelennial) September 25, 2019
What made you like this
— Ed Booooo-mila (@gin_and_tacos) September 25, 2019
i don’t think the people who fetishize politics like that have a lot of heterosexual sex
— Will (@willmcmack) September 25, 2019
Guarantee absolutely not happening.
— Nickarama (@Nickarama1) September 25, 2019
Absolutely not happening.
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THIS is CNN: Women’s sexual pleasure has never been more political; How about a sex strike before midterms? https://t.co/5KjtWEpVxs
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 3, 2018
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