It was back in April when President Trump let go the head of the Secret Service, but he insisted it had nothing to do with the security breach at Mar-a-Lago in which a Chinese businesswoman illegally entered the club “carrying Chinese passports and a flash drive containing malware.”
That woman’s trial is finally getting underway in Florida, but it seems it hit a snag, as the AP’s Eric Tucker reports that the woman’s lack of underwear bogged down the proceedings.
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — The trial of a Chinese businesswoman charged with lying to a Secret Service agent and trespassing at Mar-a-Lago bogged down Monday before jury selection over her lack of underwear, the latest bizarre moment in a case that's been filled with them.
— Eric Tucker (@etuckerAP) September 9, 2019
Wait … what?
— Josh Boak (@joshboak) September 9, 2019
Flesh that out a bit more
— Yabu's Glorious Rump (@JellyFace5) September 9, 2019
A court proceeding without briefs?
— David Cay Johnston (@DavidCayJ) September 9, 2019
“Will the prosecution and defense please submit their briefs?”
“Your honor, the defendant has none…”— Byяon Kittle (@ByronKittle) September 9, 2019
Well hung jury.
— Wesley Mouch – Wall enthusiast (@WesleyMouch8) September 9, 2019
Wait… it is Florida… lack of underwear is a thing.
— RiverPapa????????? (@RiverPapa) September 9, 2019
There's a lot to unpack here.
— Rich Swinton (@RicoSuaveJD) September 9, 2019
It sounds like she should have packed more, not less.
— Jeremy Ray Jenkins (@JeremyRJenkins) September 9, 2019
Hey where did those SIM cards go?@MingGao26 @wokyleeks
— MisterZofter (@Zoftwarz) September 9, 2019
Oh hell no. pic.twitter.com/sjWK7M9gbd
— Unvarnished Truth™ (@SRMillar3) September 9, 2019
Was she, at least, wearing pants? pic.twitter.com/v0HMFNIpBH
— Jen S (@jens2763) September 9, 2019
Was it a Basic Instinct situation?
— BeginTheHearingsFFS! (@VALMomOf3) September 9, 2019
— LiA (@LibsInAmerica) September 9, 2019
— Mikey Alexander (@mikeyhatesit) September 9, 2019
Mar-a-Commando
— Stirling Shultz (@svtshultz) September 9, 2019
This is why ?? is in this mess.
We chase every stick these manipulators toss off the cliff.Focus on her crimes, please. pic.twitter.com/sCJtsXpe3j
— Mary Saint Mazzerello (@mary_mazzerello) September 9, 2019
Strangest things. I think we need more details on this WTF? Report
— April in TX (@BGHeaven) September 9, 2019
There is an explanation:
Apparently Zhang (Chinese woman) came to court in her prison garb. Judge told her to wear civilian clothes. She said she could not bc she had no underwear. Eventually, she changed after court appointed lawyer said there was some in her cell.
Still weirdhttps://t.co/G0mBFGCBQU— E PLURIBUS UNUM??????????? (@swatkins109) September 9, 2019
— Bill Tedesco ? #Resist (@tedescobill) September 9, 2019
At least you got to the bottom of this.
— Jeremy Epstein (@jTUBEGEEKe) September 9, 2019
Discovery?
— Monica St. John (@monicalonglegs) September 9, 2019
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