OK, to be honest, we didn’t know what to put in the headline — monkeys? These aren’t monkeys though. Primates? We don’t know, but we do know it’s a pretty clever way of telling the story of the great Twitter outage of 2019:
#TwitterCrash2019, a Short Story.
Part 1:
The glich pic.twitter.com/LrEfXdVyAQ— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 2:
"Reboot and try again" pic.twitter.com/VVX9N1T1Us— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 3:
"Directions….wait…we have directions??" pic.twitter.com/hW1ITgBHXQ— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 4:
"Better call @jack" pic.twitter.com/T8VLHirmlz— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 5:
Meanwhile…in Jack's office…. pic.twitter.com/uEZ0qLB7nM— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 6:
Jack – "Lemme look at this…you guys can't do anything right! ?"
"Dangit!"
"DANGIT!!"
"DOUBLE DANGIT!"
"WHERE'S IT!" pic.twitter.com/29vzCNKLH0— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 7:
IT – "We're chasing down the problem, boss!" pic.twitter.com/TSMffXpa3Q— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 8:
Jack – "AAAARGH! Stupid crap program!!"
SCREW THIS…I QUIT! pic.twitter.com/l1ZNAzeSRB— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 9:
Intern Jacob to the rescue!!! pic.twitter.com/PAUl2bhAcb— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 10:
"Our Hero!!" pic.twitter.com/PdK379zb6N— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
Part 11:
And they all celebrated once again!!
The End….#TwitterOutage2019 pic.twitter.com/CfjK60K58u— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) July 11, 2019
The fact that #TwitterDown is trending on Twitter right now says it all. About everything.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 11, 2019
#TwitterDown pic.twitter.com/Uc1gdUYSb2
— Heimish Conservative (@HeimishCon) July 11, 2019
Twitter down for an hour, everyone gets back to work, DOW hits 27000 for first time ever.
— Stephen Gillett (@stephengillett) July 11, 2019
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