Evan McMullin presents: 'Evan McMullin and the Pie of Justice: The Bakening'

Remember when both Twitter and White House correspondent April Ryan jumped all over White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders for allegedly posting a stock photo of a pecan pie and claiming she’d baked it? (America’s “Queen of Nice” Rosie O’Donnell even called her “a ‘f**king pie baking lying sack of s**t.”)

Well, let’s see if former presidential candidate Evan McMullin is accused of using a stock photo of an apple pie for this gem:

My first apple pie of the season. I’m calling it Justice. Made in accordance with baking law and with patient diligence, enduring American ingredients, and plenty of heat. pic.twitter.com/SKjL9LpMp6

— Evan McMullin (@Evan_McMullin) December 24, 2018

Say what you will about Donald Trump — and there’s a lot to say — but we also could have had a president who actually types, “Made in accordance with baking law” and hits Tweet.

Wait, he’s not done. Imagine the worst line of dialogue in the very worst Arnold Schwarzenegger movie ever, and then read this in his voice:

Justice is served à la mode. pic.twitter.com/qX91Fsyfvl

— Evan McMullin (@Evan_McMullin) December 24, 2018

LOL imagine tweeting this unironically https://t.co/79KxtCzgVU

— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) December 24, 2018

I voted for a guy who names pies? https://t.co/P7fQjxQx2U

— Nathan Wurtzel (slight return) (@NathanWurtzel) December 24, 2018

Totally normal to name pies. https://t.co/doO6Xtyhmg

— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) December 24, 2018

<cringe> https://t.co/tGVqyEP51K

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 24, 2018

I saw Justice Pie open for Sarah McLachlan in ‘97. https://t.co/PQgiHJmtiq

— Fingers Malloy (@FingersMalloy) December 24, 2018

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Please stop. You’re turning normal, skeptical-of-govt-abuse people into @KurtSchlichter. https://t.co/ilTEA37wIp

— Ilya Shapiro (@ishapiro) December 24, 2018

So you’re now naming pies and giving them attributes you see in yourself.

My man are you okay? https://t.co/WbWQ0UDqDp

— Orange Muppet Energy (@sunnyright) December 24, 2018

I never thought an apple pie would give me cancer but here we are https://t.co/8i0QLNMVoM

— Anonarchist? (@CrohnsBear) December 24, 2018

pic.twitter.com/icWg4J6rgf

— Dañiel Simpson (@DSimpson88) December 24, 2018

Trump: "I just tweeted the most ridiculous thing of any 2016 presidential candidate"
McMullin: "Hold my [whatever it is Mormons have people hold instead of beer]."

— Jeff Ditzler (@JeffDitzler) December 24, 2018

Any chance he made this pie right after a big tray of pot brownies?

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