Bad news for those who think we’re living in some sort of patriarchal theocracy overseen by Vice President Mike Pence: his older brother, Greg, has won his bid for a congressional seat in Indiana.
Those handmaid costumes are going to come in handy; send any extras you might have to women in Indiana ASAP.
BREAKING: Greg Pence, older brother of Vice President Pence, has been elected to Indiana's 6th Congressional District, according to ABC News' projections
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) November 7, 2018
Handmaids incoming. https://t.co/10qz8I7tE0
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) November 7, 2018
And gay torture chambers.
CC: @BruceTheGay
— HungarianFalcon (@HungarianFalcon) November 7, 2018
All of Indiana is Ofpence https://t.co/r7v5jqRXjh
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 7, 2018
BREAKING: Greg Pence, Vice President Mike Pence's brother, has been elected to Indiana's 6th Congressional District.
There shall now be two Pence's serving in high-profile positions in Washington DC.
Live shot os Libs: pic.twitter.com/xExloSxuYs
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) November 7, 2018
— The_Smirker ? #KAG (@The_Smirker) November 7, 2018
Liberals get your outfits ready. pic.twitter.com/2OkXjK3J2p
— Sully:1/1024 Handsome (@RockerSully) November 7, 2018
VP Mike Pence finding out his brother Greg Pence will be joining him in DC. pic.twitter.com/GBQRBGRYwB
— The Columbia Bugle ?? (@ColumbiaBugle) November 7, 2018
BREAKING: Another Pence has been elected into the U.S. government.
Women reportedly now falling dead in the streets. We now go live to female reporter, Trish. Trish? pic.twitter.com/VxCeSmwQ48
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) November 7, 2018
— Robert (@TheAlchemist235) November 7, 2018
Congratulations!
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Handmaid's FAIL: Alyssa Milano protests Brett Kavanaugh in what looks to be a repurposed Little Red Riding Hood costume https://t.co/WVUiPrChvr
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) August 20, 2018
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