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After a closer look at that aerial beach photo, author Brad Thor gives Gov. Chris Christie a pass

Plenty have weighed in on an aerial photo of Gov. Chris Christie lounging on a New Jersey beach — after ordering state beaches closed to the public as part of a budget fight.

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Even the socialists at Jacobin Magazine were appalled, albeit at the shocking display of “capitalism” at work.

Author Brad Thor certainly isn’t about to apologize for being a capitalist, and after zooming in on the photo even further than the newspapers would dare, he discovered that Christie’s quest for some time in a beach chair wasn’t so bad after all. Hey, isn’t that a copy of Thor’s most recent thriller, “Use of Force,” in Christie’s hands?

https://twitter.com/BradThor/status/881954415787343872

https://twitter.com/BradThor/status/881964804692484100

Now that’s capitalism.

Speaking of pixels, Photoshoppers couldn’t just let Christie sit there, especially after he had encouraged citizens to come enjoy the Jersey shore.

https://twitter.com/chiralities/status/881961994437394433

Here’s Christie finally enjoying a position in the White House with President Trump.

https://twitter.com/CorporateStew/status/881727432113373186

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It looks like another writer tried to compete with Brad Thor by whipping up this message and flying it overhead.

https://twitter.com/_Hetrick/status/881968870009044992

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