Knowing that men in Bill de Blasio’s New York now face possible arrest for manspreading, or sitting with their knees too far apart on the subway, provided hope for a better future but short-lived comfort. Not only do women and men in other cities still face the discomfort and indignity of unregulated manspreading; the plague of man buns has become a real danger.
Revealing Politics executive director Kelly Maher describes the situation.
It's taking all my self control to not walk around downtown with scissors chopping off all these horrible man buns. No guys just no. Not hot
— Kelly Maher (@okmaher) July 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/JeSuisMystere/status/618857534653272064
@JeSuisMystere this crime against taste. @exjon pic.twitter.com/ZvAiTlNFfz
— Kelly Maher (@okmaher) July 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/JeSuisMystere/status/618859088949063681
Man buns could be closer to you and your family than you suspect.
@okmaher Just learned my oldest niece is dating a man-bun dude. I've arranged an intervention.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 8, 2015
@exjon I just want to yell at them "you are NOT A SAMURAI!!!"
— Kelly Maher (@okmaher) July 8, 2015
@okmaher hahaha
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 8, 2015
I think you should admire him, Jon. @exjon @okmaher pic.twitter.com/6dKEYKbUeM
— CUSA Editor (@WagnerDavidN) July 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/miscRaymer/status/618855840360058880
@okmaher @exjon Man buns are only cool if you can skillfully wield a Samurai sword effectively on horseback.
— Fredman ??? (@Fred_Butler) July 8, 2015
@okmaher @exjon Lol Man Buns. Your actions are endorsed if I can collect up man sandals.
— Daryl Tremblay Blue Blazer Irregular (@DarylT) July 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/BACCV/status/618858496931532800
https://twitter.com/JohnDomrzalski/status/618857012336529408
https://twitter.com/Fusilli__Jerry/status/618856288857014272
And already the hashtag campaign in defense of men’s rights has started.
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) July 8, 2015