We’ll just pretend that CNN is airing a one-hour special on the Jonathan Gruber scandal tonight rather than a one-hour CNN Spotlight on Taylor Swift, which promises to answer such questions as, “What was Swift’s favorite subject in the fifth grade?”
What's @TaylorSwift13 fav subject in school? Watch my @ cnn Spotlight tont! Taylor’s 5th grade teacher tells u! pic.twitter.com/Ptr8736Nd7
— Kyra Phillips (@KyraPhillips) November 14, 2014
Your News source! #Cnn @taylorswift13 pic.twitter.com/Mg1wjbRdEW
— Joanna Hertzberg (@Joannahertzberg) November 14, 2014
Will Fox News contributor Geraldo Rivera be switching over to the competition tonight to tune in? In his opinion, Swift might as well be president.
Sensible competent talented & unbiased Taylor Swift could do a better job of running the national government than either McConnell or Obama.
— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 14, 2014
That’s quite an endorsement from the 70-and-over contingent of Swift’s fan base. Seriously, though, we wish it were easier to disagree.
@GeraldoRivera I agree to that lets swap them
— Gary E Davis (@Gary_E_Davis) November 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/KingofKingONE/status/533049094760329216
@GeraldoRivera . . Or Reid ?
— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) November 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/ScreedofChucky/status/533050277235290112
https://twitter.com/SherrySwain/status/533053014685536257
@GeraldoRivera I thought you were an Obama fan…what happened to change your mind?
— A Conservative Who Loves America! (@DRNAuthor) November 14, 2014
@GeraldoRivera Almost any citizen could do a better job, they, at least, know what this country needs are.
— Margaret Harrington (@62jerseygirl) November 14, 2014
Maybe we should hold off until Swift has been properly vetted.
https://twitter.com/BoiseFreedom/status/533049130860281856
@GeraldoRivera What? She can't keep her dating life in order, & she was called out for "Shake It Off". How could she fairly run the nation?
— N.V. Mara Czarnecki (@Nickidewbear) November 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/PetzKathy/status/533050446286688256
Bad news: Swift’s hypnotic powers are infiltrating newsrooms everywhere.
.@jaketapper was right. Can't shake off tune of "Shake It Off."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) November 6, 2014