So what would the new #SalonConstitution look like? It's not pretty

As Twitchy reported, Democrat strategist Donna Brazile was ridiculed mightily on Twitter Sunday night when she tweeted a link to the Salon.com piece, “We need a new constitution: Here’s how we save American democracy from charlatans, loudmouths and the 1 percent.” While many assured Brazile she is all three of those things, others wisely insisted the United States doesn’t need a new constitution, but rather representatives who follow it.

Suppose we do need a new constitution? Just what would the #SalonConstitution look like? These tweeters gave it some thought.

https://twitter.com/ClarkHat/status/516589270656884737

#SalonConstitution The right to freedom of speech does not extend to corporations, political donations, hate speech, or mansplaining.

— TinyShortBunkerInspectionHat (@Popehat) September 29, 2014

#SalonConstitution Everyone has the right to do whatever their government or the majority of their neighbors tell them to do.

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) September 29, 2014

https://twitter.com/Travesham/status/516589775122210818

#SalonConstitution The right of the people to bear arms is strictly prohibited, except for bodyguards of the rich and famous.

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) September 29, 2014

https://twitter.com/ClarkHat/status/516590216111718401

https://twitter.com/Coondawg68/status/516590386018787328

https://twitter.com/wildcatlh/status/516591241124126720

https://twitter.com/Travesham/status/516591280478896128

.@Popehat #SalonConstitution
Amendment 2: Since we already have an Army, the people don't need to bear arms.

— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) September 29, 2014

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#SalonConstitution 3/5ths compromise, in which "Wingnuts" are classed as 3/5 of a person for congressional district apportionment.

— TinyShortBunkerInspectionHat (@Popehat) September 29, 2014

https://twitter.com/Coondawg68/status/516592507547697152

https://twitter.com/HawkORHawkes/status/516592525759754240

#SalonConstitution Installation of "telescreens" in every home. Nightly telescreen viewing of Jon Stewart now mandatory.

— TinyShortBunkerInspectionHat (@Popehat) September 29, 2014

https://twitter.com/OhioCoastie/status/516649127166623745

https://twitter.com/IrvinePatriot/status/516653488785588224

https://twitter.com/OhioCoastie/status/516651286750846977

https://twitter.com/ThisIsJoshSmith/status/516655510792441856

https://twitter.com/IrvinePatriot/status/516657145497284609

https://twitter.com/ThisIsJoshSmith/status/516656674523086849

https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/516666710825652224

https://twitter.com/ThisIsJoshSmith/status/516661635868803072

https://twitter.com/Coondawg68/status/516670760841392128

https://twitter.com/ThisIsJoshSmith/status/516668642617204736

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the US, unless they piss off His Majesty.
#SalonConstitution

— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) September 29, 2014

Why are we talking about this again?

.@Salon saying we need a new constitution is code for we need a way to shut up opposition #SalonConstitution

— Jen from Texas (@jensan1332) September 29, 2014