That’s not such a crazy theory, really. Why else would The New Republic publish a piece on “the carbon costs of greeting cards” just two days before Valentine’s Day?
If your other half bought you a Valentine's card, be sure to say thanks for the 18.5 grams of CO2 it created. http://t.co/JlxWN5Pjzv
— The New Republic (@newrepublic) February 13, 2014
Liberals are a drag. MT @tnr If your other half bought you a Valentine's card, be sure to say thanks for the 18.5 grams of CO2 it created.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) February 14, 2014
Some say that perpetually-offended liberals are incapable of finding joy in anything. Why, that's just crazy. https://t.co/FrYBI5oLfH
— American Journalists Publish Chinese Propaganda (@JohnEkdahl) February 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/sqwerin/status/434134119526588416
That, too, is possible. But we think most men will go ahead and spring for that 18.5 grams of CO2.
https://twitter.com/TheBrianFikes/status/434128256271675392
"Sorry hun, I meant to get you a Valentine's Day card but @tnr told me it would create too much Carbon Dioxide."
— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) February 14, 2014
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Sorry, composite girlfriend “Julia,” no card for you this year. When you care enough not to send a card, how about a subscription to The New Republic instead?
@tnr You guys do know you print stuff on paper and ship them all over the country right?
— USCITY3DAYWEEKENDPLANNER (@uscityplanner) February 14, 2014
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