Not rocket science: José Canseco breaks down gravity for you clowns

Yeah, morons. Listen to José Canseco.

it is heavier and draws you back to places like home and las vegas and toronto and oakland and boston

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 22, 2013

Our past has the heaviest gravity clowns

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 22, 2013

Wait, before you ask what a “gravity clown” is …

comma clowns

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 22, 2013

If you won’t believe Canseco, whom will you believe? Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson?

hey Neil @neiltyson can u back me up on this? These clowns think the earth is a perfect sphere with no variation in effective gravity! #duh

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 23, 2013