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Voting is the best revenge for Big Bird; Muppets' jobs safe, humans still searching

The large yellow puppet millionaire that dominated much of America’s election coverage after the first presidential debate seems to be on the same page with Beyoncé when it comes to post-election football spiking.

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Who’s unemployed now? Well, even by the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ numbers, at least 12 million people. Big Bird’s job was never in jeopardy, though — America takes care of its puppets, no matter how famous or wealthy.

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Yes, Muppets and vaginas everywhere exhaled in unison.

Welcome back? Did Big Bird go somewhere? Would he, please?

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