When Obama won my vagina took a sigh of relief. #womensrights—
Sonia Kuehn (@fromskwithclass) November 07, 2012
Oh, for the love of everything ever! This is what happens when women vote with their lady parts, not their lady smarts.
Liberal women aren’t just swooning over President Obama’s victory — they claim their vaginas, uteri and ovaries are expressing gratitude and relief now that they’re in the oh-so-capable hands of President Lady Parts.
You’ve come a long way, baby!
Obama reelected. My vagina can breathe again.—
Ariceli✨Rodriguez (@Celi_Monster) November 07, 2012
Er … try cotton panties instead of synthetic. Bonus: they chafe a lot less than an Obama presidency.
My vagina is happy Obama won.—
Laura Ann Hatch. (@lalalalauraah) November 07, 2012
My vagina thanks you too, Obama.—
Ro (@ro_speaks) November 07, 2012
Obama gets reelected. My vagina has breathed a sigh of relief on behalf on all women on America.—
meghann sunners (@anothermeghann) November 07, 2012
I am so happy to have voted for Obama! I believe my vagina is thanking me now!—
Katie McGuire (@riotgrl248) November 07, 2012
Hey Obama, my Vagina thanks you for it's rights.—
Caitlin Allen (@cmarieallen) November 07, 2012
Yes, because as we all know, our rights come from our lord and savior Obama.
But it’s not just a slew of vagina monologues. Other liberal “lady parts” joined in the celebratory sighing.
My uterus had a deep sigh of relief last night.—
Roxxie Rae (@MsRoxRae) November 07, 2012
I know it's certainly not the only issue on the table, but man did my uterus breathe a sigh of relief this morning.—
(@SubvrtAParadigm) November 07, 2012
My uterus is still super psyched about this whole Obama thing (not the whole Texas thing, though.—
Megan Parsons (@ppeachykeen) November 07, 2012
all i have to say is OBAMA, my uterus thanks you. —
christine maddox (@Cmaddox84) November 07, 2012
Phew, I woke up this morning to Obama still in the White House & my uterus texting all her friends in the States about their freedom—
Rambling Amazon (@Rambling_Amazon) November 07, 2012
My uterus thanks everybody that voted for Obama.—
Lauren Lugdon (@LaurenLugdon) November 07, 2012
Some femme-a-gogues even believe their biological clocks run on Obama time.
Obama won last night. 20 minutes later, my period starts. My uterus is celebrating and would like to thank you for your decision, America.—
Brittany (@StarlightDemon) November 07, 2012
T. M. I.