Gross: Liberal vaginas breathe sighs of relief after Obama win

Oh, for the love of everything ever! This is what happens when women vote with their lady parts, not their lady smarts.

Liberal women aren’t just swooning over President Obama’s victory — they claim their vaginas, uteri and ovaries are expressing gratitude and relief now that they’re in the oh-so-capable hands of President Lady Parts.

You’ve come a long way, baby!

Er … try cotton panties instead of synthetic. Bonus: they chafe a lot less than an Obama presidency.

Yes, because as we all know, our rights come from our lord and savior Obama.

But it’s not just a slew of vagina monologues. Other liberal “lady parts” joined in the celebratory sighing.

Some femme-a-gogues even believe their biological clocks run on Obama time.

T. M. I.

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