Adam Levine, weary of dancing penises, longs for slower music

We already knew Maroon 5’s Adam Levine was on edge. In April, he warned America he would “lose his ****” were President Obama not re-elected. But now it seems these **** kids today and their fast music have him a bit jittery as well.

@adamlevine says the man that sang "Moves like Jagger"???

— john smith (@BenTheRapper) July 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/audreyjonas96/status/225697407390859264

Sounds like Levine could use something to soothe him; perhaps some light reading.

Just started following @TheRealRoseanne. 49,000 tweets deep. Damn woman!

— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) July 18, 2012

Uh oh. This can’t end well.