Today I learned what 'stochastic terrorism' is and who's guilty of it

Aug 16, 2022 7:35 PM
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Today I learned what 'stochastic terrorism' is and who's guilty of it
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I’ll confess that I had to look up “stochastic” in the dictionary today after seeing it referred to three times in the context of those videos that Boston Children’s Hospital has posted — the ones where a doctor says “a good portion of children do know as early as from the womb” that they’re transgender. People like Libs of TikTok have been reposting the videos, and apparently that stochastic terrorism. Stochastic, meaning “randomly determined; having a random probability distribution or pattern that may be analyzed statistically but may not be predicted precisely.” I’ll admit I still don’t get it. Are we talking about random acts of terrorism?

Check these out:

How does she know they’ve been inundated with death threats?

This tweep has protected their account, so I’ll have to resort to a screenshot:

This is also stochastic terrorism. What about when the Washington Post linked to Libs of TikTok’s real estate license? Was that stochastic terrorism?

Is this a new thing with progressives? Like, it used to be white nationalism, and now it’s Christofascism. Reposting videos now isn’t just terrorism, but stochastic terrorism. Let’s do a search of Twitter:

https://twitter.com/TheDonkey777/status/1559681696642912256

I suppose you have to be in the cool kids club to know what it really means.


 

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