The FBI hasn’t been the most transparent outfit lately, so it’s good of them to let us know what they have planned next now that the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot is falling apart. Is Ray Epps threatening to detonate a dirty bomb following the FBI’s raid on Donald Trump’s home? Speaking of, did they ever catch who set those pipe bombs on January 5? And they never disbanded their task force targeting parents at school board meetings. They must be pretty busy.

The Washington Times reports:

The FBI is warning of calls for civil war and a dirty bomb threat against its D.C. headquarters following its raid on former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida.

In a leaked bulletin, the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security said they have seen an increase in “violent threats” against law enforcement, government officials and judges in the week since the agents executed the search warrant at Mr. Trump’s residence.

The bulletin warned of talk to place a dirty bomb in front of FBI headquarters and “general calls” for a civil war and armed rebellion. Investigators also are monitoring threats against the federal judge who approved the warrant to search Mr. Trump’s residence.

The bulletin comes as Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick, Pennsylvania Republican and a former FBI agent, revealed that his life was “put in danger.”

How about the guy who just stabbed Salman Rushdie? Was he on the FBI’s radar? Oh yeah, civil war.

There’s not going to be a civil war … President Joe Biden reminded us that we’d need F-15s and maybe a nuke if we wanted to stage an uprising.

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