As Twitchy reported early Monday morning, Lisa Page joined Twitter and also was the subject of a piece in the Daily Beast written by Molly Jong-Fast. The Federalist’s Mollie Hemingway quickly tore apart Page’s “woe is me” act. “I’m about as impressed with it as I am all of the other attempts to pre-dump before the IG report,” she tweeted.
Jong-Fast confirmed that @NatSecLisa is really Page, and she also sent out her thanks to Page for granting her the interview — especially after the ordeal that she survived:
But honestly the real thanks goes to @NatSecLisa who survived this ordeal
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) December 2, 2019
She's a survivor!
— JDubF (@JDubF4) December 2, 2019
Lisa Page is a “survivor” now.
Pay no attention to the IG report that said her corruption caused irreparable harm that “goes to the heart of the FBI’s reputation for neutral fact finding and political independence.” https://t.co/32cF4Fg2XX
— Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) December 2, 2019
She may have survived the "wrath" of Peter Stzrok's ex but the IG report will certainly provide her with a new reality on the 9th.
— my house (@2dechat) December 2, 2019
The funniest headline today is that Lisa Page is 'done being quiet'. Considering the thousands of text messages to Peter Strzok that had to be recovered, there's not enough duct tape in the world to make her quiet. 😜
— Michael Openshaw (@mopenshaw) December 2, 2019
OY! The American people are the ones who have "survived" this ordeal, Molly. Lisa is not a victim, she started this whole thing. She deserves whatever Karma has ready for her. https://t.co/r2bnbZL8m9
— Jenna 🇺🇸 (@Deplorablonde) December 2, 2019
You mean Page survived organizing a seditious, traitorous coup against the president! Hope to see her in Gitmo soon!
— Thomas Strong (@cloudsnap1) December 2, 2019
Lisa is likely a criminal who's crimes may have reached sedition status. We will see when the IG and Durham investigations conclude.
— Ferdinand (@Ferdinandcow) December 2, 2019
Quickly claiming victim status? Typical lefty behavior. The report must be damning!
— Susan 🇺🇸❤️ (@shangrimom) December 2, 2019
Cue her GoFundMe as she claims she "gets no benefit" & "wished to remain private".
It's the new coupmonger's mantra.
— StilesMo (@StilesMoz) December 2, 2019
She survived her own failed coup.
Poor little buttercup she’s suffered so much. Please donate to her GoFundMe/Patreon page immediately to make it all right…
— BunBanker (@BankerBun) December 2, 2019
Page is following the typical lefty rules of becoming a "victim", even when they are guilty and at fault. PATHETIC!
— ConservativeInCa (@gt_rman) December 2, 2019
She's the new Blasey Ford. Soon, she will win awards for the courage she has shown by not flipping on her co-conspirstors.
— King Haggard (@Kyng_Haggard) December 3, 2019
"Like Tokyo Rose, Jane Fonda, and Hillary Clinton before her, Lisa Page has demonstrated the uniquely feminine strength to juggle a career, her husband, her family, her adultery, and a criminal conspiracy against a duly-elected President–all while looking fabulous!"
— Swallwell's Penumbras (@JimDelRey) December 3, 2019
I am astonished by all the women in the comments that "support" her…. bet they'd have a different take if it was their husband she was screwing.
People are insane 😜
— kiki (@iamkiki207) December 2, 2019
And the left wing media apparatus is dutifully picking up the talking point and using it as a foil to make the case that Trump is disparaging the "dedicated men and women of the FBI". Sigh.
— Maverick Curmudgeon (@xnar256) December 2, 2019
Obviously, this woman is not a journalist. Or this piece is satire. But I don't think she's miles within that level of societal or self-awareness. https://t.co/z7juGWMhVx
— Used To Be Disgusted, Tries To Stay Amused (@TomSiebert) December 2, 2019
Suuure, SHE’S the victim: Mollie Hemingway takes Lisa Page and her whole ‘woe is me’ act apart and OUCH https://t.co/5IldmCzMDv
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 2, 2019