A lot of America was watching today as the U.S. women’s national soccer team defeated England 2-1 to advance to the finals, so Scientific American probably thought this afternoon was the perfect time to drop this hot take complete with #FIFAWWC2019 hashtag. We’ve been told that climate change will literally make the earth uninhabitable unless we do something within the next 12 years, but more importantly, how will it affect soccer?
— Scientific American (@sciam) July 2, 2019
So Scientific American is saying that climate change is affecting the fan experience today? It’s too late to save soccer?
Guess they should stop flying all over the world for games then. https://t.co/Xf1gwOGHte
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) July 2, 2019
maybe we should just ban soccer… all those people traveling in cars to the games, the teams flying there spewing high octane jet fuel into the troposphere, the carbon resources needed for all those lights and tv satellites…
— Khazar Soze (@MakeAlbionGreat) July 2, 2019
We haven’t seen a science magazine take this hot since the journal Nature confirmed that assigning gender by the genitals one is born with “has no foundation in science.”
— Whatevs (@danobrien1972) July 2, 2019
— William Belcher (@EdB_Ohio) July 2, 2019
This is a lie https://t.co/jEXXXpC0rE
— Michael Hartmann (@Mikerhartmann) July 2, 2019
LMAO, just stop. https://t.co/Bl2QG39hJA
— JWF (@JammieWF) July 2, 2019
It would be more efficient to just list the things that aren't claimed to be affected by 'climate change.'
— Diet Publicola (@DietPublicola) July 2, 2019
But nothing matches the deleterious effect climate change has had on the integrity and reputations of formerly serious science publications. https://t.co/LEnRAaPLPZ
— Adso of Melk (@PalimpsestMan) July 2, 2019
— Ozark Finesse Guy (probably) (@OzarkFinesseGuy) July 2, 2019
Got me! I thought this was @theonion. My bad!
— Jerhad (@jerhad) July 2, 2019
What a joke you’ve become
— Marcus Bressler (@keymarcus) July 2, 2019
that's just dumb & quite a stretch for a story
— joel 🇺🇸 (@jbclemson) July 2, 2019
Garbage in Garbage out.
— Mike (@lighthorse19) July 2, 2019
Is there NOTHING Climate Change can't do?
— Chuck Vipperman (@ChuckVipperman) July 2, 2019
Mother Nature caused climate change. There is no such thing as man-made climate change. pic.twitter.com/ZkhMPDUuhL
— LACARL (@TCWARL) July 2, 2019
“Climate change” as in changing from Spring to Summer?
— The Spazman (@TheSpazman) July 2, 2019
It’s called summer genius. If they want cooler temperatures for their kickball tournament have it in September and October.
— Chuck (@c_kimmerle) July 2, 2019
Improve your argument. https://t.co/ZMK8I0eEXJ
— Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) July 2, 2019
‘Never fails to amaze’: Vox’s warning about ‘foods we could lose if climate change continues’ is enough to make you want to torch a pile of tires https://t.co/2JNjLvYZ2W
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 25, 2019