Everyone is used to most media outlets being pretty far-left and trying to push a particular narrative.
One of the more recent favorite talking points is that Florida’s HB 1557 also known as the Parental Rights in Education bill, is an anti-LGTBQ law. Specifically, the claim is that in Florida you can’t even, ‘Say Gay’ without facing legal repercussions.
With all of the coverage and the jokes that have gone on regarding the legislation, you would think there was nothing left to cover. However, hilarity ensued when the Boston Globe sent out what could have been an innocent tweet about some of the articles in the Sunday edition. We have picked out some of our favorite responses and QTs in regards to the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ is now law in Florida claim.
The tweet that started it all:
In today's paper: In Florida, "Don’t Say Gay" is now the law, and LGBTQ+ businesses fear the fallout; a cleaner faces double the time on public transit after Orange Line shutdown; and more. https://t.co/5XEYh93kDK pic.twitter.com/pCG6tnT1zQ
— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) August 28, 2022
And we are off to the races!
I whispered “GAY” at the Miami International Airport and Ron DeSantis himself arrested me. Contrary to rumors, if you say “Pitbull” three times, you don’t get out of jail. pic.twitter.com/hcCxRJLiB0
— Dr. Jebra Faushay PhD (@JebraFaushay) August 28, 2022
In their defense, we think you are supposed to say Gloria Estefan three times while you pet an iguana and wear Mickey Mouse ears to receive your get-out-of-jail-free card in FLA. Since that is an 80s reference it is understandable she would not have known the trick.
I hear Desantis is rounding up people who say “gay” and is forcing them to watch MAGA videos as conversion therapy. Shameful.
— WVUGrizzly (@WVUGrizzly) August 28, 2022
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Ok, this one we totally believe, but they left out the fact they also make them dress up like the January 6th QAnon Shaman while they watch the videos. We know, it is totally shameful. We honestly have no idea how the good people of Florida are dealing with these torture tactics.
I said "gay" today in Florida and Ron DeSantis is making me pull schoolbuses up the A1A by hand.
NY feet hurt so bad!— Dr Merica! 🇺🇸 (@Dr_Merica2) August 28, 2022
He got off easy compared to the other punishments we have been reading about!
I said gay this morning. Ron DeSantis sent @ChristinaPushaw to kick in my door and haul me off to the gulag.
It's true. Don't believe me, just ask Rebekah Jones! https://t.co/9ELrfado0Z
— firstnamerandomnumbers (@firstnamerando) August 28, 2022
Christina Pushaw is amazing but she is tough and we all know that Rebecca Jones has never ever told a lie about the state of Florida.
As funny as all of these responses have been, one really took the gold and inspired such hilarious replies we had to share the fun. SO please laugh along with us, but please, DO NOT SAY GAY!
My father said “gay” in Tallahassee and has been in jail since last Tuesday.
— 🇺🇦💉💉💉Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) August 28, 2022
We doubt Dad will ever get out. Probably serving life with no parole, we have already shared how scary and oppressive it is down there in FLA.
My niece is named "Gay" and met my sister and the whole family for dinner at a restaurant. They all greeted her as she walked to the table and now they're all in GITMO. Even my 75-year-old mother!
Help us.
— AuntieEstblshment (@ElsaWarner19) August 28, 2022
WOW, more family drama. Poor Mom. We bet GITMO is a breeze next to Florida’s Don’t say Gay Gulag.
I got swatted last night after my neighbors saw us watching Will and Grace. We need curtains.
— Greg Reilly (@Greg_reilly) August 28, 2022
If it was the reboot the swatting was justified.
— 🇺🇦💉💉💉Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) August 28, 2022
We have to agree. We admit we loved the 1st run of Will and Grace but the reboot was awful. It might be as bad as that Tales of the Walking Dead series that is running this summer, but we are not trying to turn into a TV critic review site so we will let you all judge those shows on your own.
My brother ordered a hibiscus iced tea there, now he finds himself in a recommissioned WWIII FDR detention camp behind a fence pic.twitter.com/En7BASUTFp
— Veektor Redacted Naikee (@SenseiSandman) August 28, 2022
Bro should have ordered straight vodka and saved everyone a lot of trouble.
I'm in jail in Tampa right now. I was reading a Gore Vidal novel.
— Lord BW 🇵🇳 (@WoodyHayesTOSU) August 28, 2022
Not Gore Vidal! We know this one may not be as amusing to everyone, but pulling that obscure reference out of the abyss was amusing to us. Vidal is an American author known to be bisexual and often wrote about exploring sexual and societal norms. SO OBVIOUSLY that deserves some serious jail time.
Breaking News 🚨🚨
The lead actress at a performance of West Side Story was arrested in Miami after singing “I Feel Pretty”.— johnny Sigh (@johnnycy89) August 28, 2022
It’s getting scary out there. We suggest you all watch yourselves pretty closely if even driving near Florida. You should probably avoid being very fashionable, do not think about owning anything with rainbow colors, and please no matter what happens, please DON’T SAY GAY!
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